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Sorcermon and Wizardmon ([personal profile] thewizardsnii) wrote in [community profile] digital_dive2012-06-24 04:52 pm

[video]

[video comes on, with Touma H. Norstein working in his office, when suddenly, two familiar-looking wizards appear as if out of thin air.]

... What do you two want?

[Wizardmon and Sorcermon look at each other, grinning behind their cowls.]

Well Scorpiomon has his band of thieves...
... And a Kyuubimon has its nine tails!

... [Touma facepalms] Oh, for the love of...

But tamer, you're in luck!

[Sorcermon rolls up his sleeves, doing mock punches in the air]

Cuz up your sleeves, we've got a brand of magic that never fails!

What are you two doing? Is this another virus like- HEY! [Touma fidgets as Wizardmon forces him into his chair]

You got some power in your corner now!

[Sorcermon removes his hat, revealing it to be containing... dynamite.]

Some heavy ammunition in your camp!

What the hell are you doing?! That's going to...! [the fuse fizzles out...] ... explode?

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and, yup-

See all you gotta do is call us uh-up!

AND WE'LL SAY-!

[the wizards throw off their robes, and are suddenly dressed like waiters, realizing a table and then forcing Touma to sit at it]

MR. NORSTEIN, SIR, WHAT WILL YOUR PLOT DEVICE BE? LET US TAKE YOUR ORDER, JOT IT DOWN! YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE WE!

[As Touma looks bewildered, the duo continues singing]

The Digital World is your restaurant... And we're the maitre'd's! Come on, whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like we!

[Touma continues to glower, and without realizing it, stands up and begins singing himself]

Oh, so you two pride yourselves on service?

Mm-hm!

Now me, I say you're nothing but a sham!!

Hey now!

You say you'll grant our wish, but I know this: About your service I don't give a daaaamn!

For any help on given day, you'll torment us another week!

You're crass, you're rude, you barely do good!

I've never had friends like you!


[at last, Touma realizes he's been singing, and stumbles a bit, looking bewildered again]

Aw, can your friends do this?

[Wizardmon suddenly leaps back into focus, pulling several Koromon out of his hat and starting to juggle them with magical powers]

Can your friends do that?

[Wizardmon tosses them to Sorcermon, who effortlessly continues juggling them while simultaneously spinning one on one finger]

Can your friends pull this... [produces a Bitmon from his hat this time] ... out their little haaaaats?

Can your friends you POOF!

[suddenly, the Bitmon, Koromon all disappear with a puff of smoke... only to be replaced by a snarling Coredramon]

Well, lookie here!

[Touma, looking understandably concerned, begins to call for Gaomon, only for the wizards to intervene]

Can your friends go ABRACABRA-

LET 'ER RIP!

AND-A MAKE THE SUCKER DISAPPEEAAAAAAAAAR!

[In a spectacular burst of magical smoke, the Coredramon vanishes, leaving Touma look understandably overwhelmed. He collapses back into his chair, even as the wizards continue singing]

So don't sit there slack jawed, bugged eyed! We're the answer to all your midday prayers!

You got us, Witchelny certified! You got wizards for your chare d'affaires!

We got a powerful urge, to help you out! So your plot device, we really wanna know!

[Wizardmon suddenly begins pulling an exceptionally long strip of paper out of Touma's ears]

You got a list that's three miles long no doubt, but hey, we can only do wuhhhh-uuuuuuh-oooone! Oh, MISTER NORSTEIN SIR!

Give us one request, not two, not three!

We're on the job, you big nabob!

OH, YOU AIN'T NEVER!

HAAAAAD AAAAA!

YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND-!

YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND-!

YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAIN'T NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... HAD A... FRIEEEEEEND LIIIIIIIIIKE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[and then, in spectacular fashion, they both vanish, leaving only a very confused-looking Touma... and a single flashing neon sign:

ENJOY THE VIRUS, EVERYBODY


Touma notices it, and looks like he may faint]


[Blue is Touma
Purple is Wizardmon
Light blue is Sorcermon]
unreliablenarrarator: (>:3)

[audio]

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-06-24 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[silence, Kyon isn;t sure if he should laugh or clap so...


He's going for both. Enjoy Kyon trying to not laugh too much as he claps.]
masterandhound: (annoyed)

Re: [audio]

[personal profile] masterandhound 2012-06-26 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, laugh it up. I'm sure this amuses everyone.
unreliablenarrarator: (Yes I AM made of awesome why do you ask?)

Re: [audio]

[personal profile] unreliablenarrarator 2012-06-26 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey you could have gotten worse.
inequality: (04: nyah!)

video;

[personal profile] inequality 2012-06-25 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's trying not to laugh, herself. ]

Um, Daddy? Are you all right?
masterandhound: (explaining)

Re: video;

[personal profile] masterandhound 2012-06-26 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine Kimiko... looks like we have another virus on our hands...
dependently_independent: (Uh... Huh. That makes NO sense.)

[personal profile] dependently_independent 2012-06-25 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
... I think it's lemon juice that screws up your vocal cords, if it helps anyone here?
masterandhound: (annoyed)

[personal profile] masterandhound 2012-06-26 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think that's the answer.
dependently_independent: (Whew)

[personal profile] dependently_independent 2012-06-26 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not?