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[The audio clicks on. At first there is just the sound of someone walking through grass but then the music kicks in.]

Every single night
The same arrangement
I go out and fight the fight
Still I always feel
This strange estrangement
Nothing here is real
Nothing here is right.

[The sounds of a scuffle begin.]

I've been making shows of trading blows
Just hoping no one knows
That I've been
Going through the motions
[The sound of something landing hard and the scuffle noise stops. Then there's the sound of a gun being cocked.]
Walking through the part
Nothing seems to penetrate my...
[The shotgun fires.]

I was always brave
And kind of righteous
Now I find I'm wavering
[More scuffling.]
Crawl out of you grave
You find this fight just
Doesn't mean a thing

He ain't got that swing! [A loud thud.]

Thanks for noticing. [Then in three part harmony.]

He does pretty well with fiends from hell
But lately we can tell
That he's just
Going through the motions
[A small rustling sound and then a soft whirling sound.]
Faking it somehow

He's not even half the boy he...oowh. [Thud.]

Will I stay this way forever
Sleepwalk through my life's endeavor

[A sweet and sexy female voice.]
How can I repay-

I dont want to be
Going through the motions
Losing all my drive
I cant even see if this is really me
And I just want to be...
[Another shotgun blast and a thud.]

[There's a silence after the song and the Lombax clears his throat before the audio shuts off.]

((OOC: Roles are as follows; Ratchet, Thug 1, Thugs 1, 2, and 3 singing in harmony, Thug 3, Sexy victim girl.
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King Bowser Koopa,

I hear you're in need of willing fighters for your army. My name's Ratchet and I work as a mercenary in times of, usually, galactic...unrest. I was wondering if we could talk about me providing you with my services. I have all my own weapons and ammo and an impressive resume if you need to see it.

[Attached: One resume with summaries of past adventures and mentions of him being in a hit movie once.]

What do you say? Shall we talk business?
last_lombax: (Asshats woke me up for this?)
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[The video comes on to show Dive's favorite and only Lombax. He's stilling on Haku's couch with two blankets wrapped around him. He has dark rings under his eyes and his fur is unkempt. His hat is off for once and he has some serious hat fur. He sniffles and then sneezes before he speaks.]

Being suck is a bitch. And this virus I keep hearing about, what does it do exactly? I hear a lot of complaining but no real answers. How does a virus make you feel feelings?

[Another sneeze.]

And in other news, Lombaxes can get pneumonia. I hate the cold. I swear if I ever get the chance I'm shooting that god tree in the face.

[He starts to cough this time. The fit lasts a while before it finally subsides.]

Can I just be better or die yet? This in-between stuff is annoying.

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