[audio] [max volume]

[gokai_red]

[suddenly, everyone's D-Comms are met with a VERY LOUD NOISE]

ATTENTION, DIGITAL WORLD.

I AM CAPTAIN MARVELOUS, LEADER OF THE PIRATE SENTAI GOKAIGER.

WE ARE HERE IN SEARCH OF YOUR TREASURE. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO OFFER UP VALUABLES, MONEY, AND THE LOCATIONS OF ANCIENT HIDDEN ARTIFACTS AT YOUR LEISURE. IT WILL SAVE YOU AND US TIME IN THE FUTURE.

Marvelous, that didn't work the first time, what makes you think it'll work THIS time?! And without the others to back you up, even!

Shut up, Bird!

She's right, man! GEEZ, do you have to hold that damn Megaphone to the receiver, INSIDE THE SHIP?! I think my head's gonna be ringing for a week!

...I'm surrounded by poultry.

[ooc - Normal text = Marvelous.
Italics = Navi, his robotic parrot.
Bold = Machalcon, a car mecha-turned-Digimon, and Marv's partner.]

Comments

[sunsetsandwomen]

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

WHAT?

[sunsetsandwomen]

Well now!

This is a rare treat! Captain Marvelous, you say?

Captain Gilder.

I'm afraid that the location of hidden artifacts is quite concealed at the moment, a lot of them have been used and lost recently.

As for the rest, there are other pirates in this world that you'll have to face for the honor of earning it.

[1/2]

[gokai_red]

...

[2/2]

[gokai_red]

DO YOU NEED ME TO SPEAK LOUDER?

[1/2]

[drillsforhands]

... ?

[2/2]

[drillsforhands]

Sorry, had my hearing turned off cause of your screaming.

And you're not dying so why the yelling like a fruitcake?

[audio]

[fasternlightbot]

Now where would the challenge be if we just told you where all the good stuff is? You'll have to fight for it like everyone else.

[gokai_red]

...REALLY now.

Ah, there's always something else out there. And "lost" just means it needs to be found again.

Heh... other pirates, though, eh?

[gokai_red]

People have trouble hearing sometimes.

Gotta get their attention.

Re: [audio]

[gokai_red]

Told you~!

SHUT IT.

[ahem]

...never know. Some planets tend to be pretty forthcoming. Anything's worth a shot, eh?

[drillsforhands]

By destroying their ear buds? Not everyone here is a robot and can block it out yanno.

[sunsetsandwomen]

Oh, naturally! It's quite an arms race, though.

And most of the truly good stuff is expertly concealed.

With such a lack of decent record-keeping, too...

At any rate! As I said, Captain Gilder of the Claudia.

And you'll want to pay your respects to Vikemon of Axoryi. He's the pirate lord of this world.

[gokai_red]

Ah, they'll get over it.

Gotta make your entrance showy.

Re: [audio]

[fasternlightbot]

Planets? So you're from space? That's interesting. And sure, almost anything's worth a shot. I don't agree that your tactic would be one of them, but to each their own.

[gokai_red]

Heh. Pirate lord? Tch, ain't much on the whole paying respects thing, but then... Only pirate I've run into lately that's not my crew sure as hell wasn't as forthcoming as you. Guess it couldn't hurt, unless he plans on getting in our faces.

Still, that's what makes finding the good stuff fun!

Re: [audio]

[gokai_red]

Yes, space. Space pirate.

But don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

[drillsforhands]

Yelling isn't showy.

[gokai_red]

I can do better in person.

Options for that are a bit limited like this.

[shinken_red]

...

Sentai?

[gokai_red]

Pirate Sentai. What's it to you?

[drillsforhands]

By yelling? I doubt it.

Everything is limited here, it sucks.

[shinken_red]

...my name is Shiba Takeru, Shinken Red of the Samurai Sentai Shinkenger.

I ... don't recognize a Pirate Sentai, however...

I know teams similar to ours have existed, but I have only met the Engine Sentai Go-onger.

[sunsetsandwomen]

Normally, I wouldn't either, but Vikemon's an area leader and if you want a decent dock... Axoryi's it.

You don't play nice with him, he doesn't let you moor, make repairs, resupply... It's a good gig he's got.

[gokai_red]

GO-ONGR?! HEY! HEY, I--

MACHALCON! GET DOWN!

[ahem]

...Shiba.

Huh.

That's funny. Shinken Red I met was a Shiba, but she was a girl... Shiba Kaoru.