First Scheme [Audio]

[johnnyyongtroll]

Hello everyone~ I just wanted to let you all know something.

I~ Just wasted~ Ten seconds of your life~

[Laughter can be heard just before the feed cuts off.]

Comments

[sorewahimitsudesu]

You have no idea how little that matters on this end, good sir.

[have_hat_will_travel]

There's only one problem with this logic.

It's really a pretty simple problem, actually. Quick and easy to point out.

[johnnyyongtroll]

Oh? But time is precious, no matter the length of it.

[johnnyyongtroll]

Do share.

[badluckbabe]

You're an odd one aren't you?

[sorewahimitsudesu]

Depends on your definition of the concept~

[johnnyyongtroll]

Odd is simply a matter of perspective, isn't it?

[johnnyyongtroll]

And what is your definition of time then?

[have_hat_will_travel]

That I just wasted twelve of yours.

[johnnyyongtroll]

That would be true if I thought of conversation as wasted time. And no conversation is ever wasted time.

[badluckbabe]

That's true, and around here the definition of normal is pretty skewed.

I stand by my statement though.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Ah. A point.

But then the first ten seconds that started this conversation weren't wasted time on my part, either, were they?

[sorewahimitsudesu]

This is normally where I'd say something else, but this could be an entertaining conversation, so.

The answer is simple - infinity.

[johnnyyongtroll]

And I shall take it as a compliment. May I ask you name?

[johnnyyongtroll]

I suppose not. So in fact none of this is wasted time and time possibly well spent. May I have your name?

[johnnyyongtroll]

So for you time is infinite? I suppose that's true but what about life span. In truth time itself is infinite, but our time alive is not.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Call me Pidonus.

You?

[johnnyyongtroll]

Izaya. Izaya Orihara. A pleasure to meet you, Pidonus-san.

[sorewahimitsudesu]

Speak for yourself.

[badluckbabe]

Jinx, local of Tetha and Teas and Coffee shop queenpin. Nice to meet you.

[johnnyyongtroll]

Oh? Are you saying you'll live forever?

[johnnyyongtroll]

Nice to meet you too. I'm Izaya. Izaya Orihara. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[badluckbabe]

And what does Izaya Orihara do when he's not teasing the public?

[johnnyyongtroll]

I'm an information broker, actually.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Pleased to make your acquaintance.