[audio]

[itsneverlupus]

Whelp.

No one's dead yet.

This deserves a raise, right?

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audio;

[ivyandthorns]

A raise for doing your job?

... well. You haven't changed.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Does it count if the only reason someone survived is because of unnatural regnerative powers?

Because that thing would've killed me if not for that.

[externalmonologue]

Have you ever received hazard pay before, Doctor House?

Re: audio;

[itsneverlupus]

I'd say getting manhandled by a muscle bound Russian alone was enPugh for that.

It's been a VERY trying week.

[organloaner]

I'd settle for some vacation time. Sheesh. I don't think I've even been home since this mess started.

I went by to pick up our mail.

What? When did you get a break?

I'm a nurse, we make time.

...when did you become snarky?

I have no idea what you mean.

[itsneverlupus]

No, it doesn't.

In fact, it doesn't really matter until the day you keel over and I get authorized to do an autopsy to find out how you tick.

[itsneverlupus]

Nope. And it's been quite hazardous.

[itsneverlupus]

On the bright side? It's not been boring. Haven't been able to say that in medical here for awhile.

[organloaner]

T-that's a little jaded isn't it?

I agree. I was never without something to do. It was not boring.

I didn't think you could even get bored. You barely show emotion...or interest for that matter.

I'm sorry?

[itsneverlupus]

A little jaded? Why, it's my specialty. Besides that, it's been so long since anyone's had much more than a runny nose, or we've had to just patch them up for doing something stupid...

Ah well. I learned more about magic; that was nifty.

[organloaner]

If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been practicing medicine? I oly just finished my internship last year.

Magical healing is an interesting field of study.

[audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

So Suzumiya won't brutally maul me cause Kyon's dead?

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[itsneverlupus]

Well, she won't be mauling you for THAT, at least.

Hell, she's not been doing anything. I can't get her to come out of his damned room.

[itsneverlupus]

Way too long, let's put it like that.

...

And, well, Simmons' trick worked, so. There's that. I guess.

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[unreliablenarrarator]

Huh...

Well at least we know where she is all the time?

Re: [audio]

[itsneverlupus]

Yes.

Which also means I know to send the nurses instead unless he's in the process of actively dying again.

Re: [audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Make sure it's the nurse with the big rack.

Re: [audio]

[itsneverlupus]

But of course!

Re: [audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

Yanno, this is why you are the best medico around this place.

Re: [audio]

[itsneverlupus]

I try.

audio;

[ivyandthorns]

But you're still complaining, sir. It's when you DON'T complain that I worry.

Re: audio;

[itsneverlupus]

Rest assured. There is PLENTY of bitching left to come.

audio;

[ivyandthorns]

It's you. I don't doubt this. At all.

Again, it's the moments you don't bitch that scare me.

Re: audio;

[itsneverlupus]

That doesn't seem too likely for the foreseeable future.

audio;

[ivyandthorns]

Good.

Back to the status quo then?

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Note to self.

Do not die.

[externalmonologue]

You'll find that your next paycheck has a performance bonus and hazard pay.

I'm also seeing about getting you a larger TV for your office.

If you want these perks to continue, feel free to start signing on to mission support.