1st ascension. [Audio, Accidentally not...locked, Backdate to the 15th]

[accidntlgoddess]

Hey, Yu! Mama's awake! Please tell me between when Suzaku saw you and the entire world ending you managed to keep from getting hurt again.

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[unyusual_girl]

Um...well in our apartment it was everyone but me and Daddy. Aunt Jinx and Lily were fine, And Tiffany, Beastboy...but well...that was about it.

...OH! And Grandpa but he doesn't hang around except on Thanksgiving because I forced him too. That was awkward.

[accidntlgoddess]

So even Ter-- wait, hold up.

You invited my future in-law? And he actually showed up? And didn't tear down the whole inn? Yu...

[unyusual_girl]

Was that bad? D-did I mess up?

[accidntlgoddess]

N-no... I don't...like that man too much. [small pause, sigh] But I guess that's why you did it, huh? My girl, bridging gaps...

[unyusual_girl]

Well...trying anyway. They didn't talk so much.

[accidntlgoddess]

Trying's the first step. [She's doing that thing again, that thing where she sounds so old and wise but she's only seventeen (or thirty or forty or whatever age she is because this surpasses that); she's doing that thing again where she sounds timeless and ageless]

[accidntlgoddess]

You wouldn't be Yu if you didn't try? Ha, oh I'm getting weird again-- don't worry about it.

[unyusual_girl]

We're a weird family! It's awesome!

[accidntlgoddess]

That we are. And it's time for this weird family to meet up.

[Attached: Lightpost coordinates that Noir and Gaia are approaching]

Race you to see who gets there first.