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Well, still no sign of Shadow.

... I guess I should put an ad out for a new ninja.

Haven't you seen the cartoons kids watch these days?

Ninjas don't have to be stealthy. They just need to call themselves ninjas.

I don't watch TV.

Then why don't you be the ninja if it's so easy?

Because.

I'm the leader. I can't be a ninja.

Oh. Right.

Also he can't have his fetish for ninja if he's a ninja himself, Quick.

Okay, Crash is the ninja now.

But Metal!

I don't like you like that.

Our love can be forbidden. Or whatever the hell the right joke is.

Ew.

You can't get to me anymore, Crash.

Not even when it comes to you and Shadow's disturbing forbidden love?

Hard to be bothered by something that doesn't exist.

But it does exist!

I mean your girlfriend was a ninja, yeah?

Crash.

Do you know what a fetish even is?

Yes.

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Ew Crash, just, ew.

What, it's true!

You really need to stop.

Stop what? It's the truth!

In your mind maybe.

It's not in my mind, it's the truth-truth!

If you want to have weird ass fantasies, fine. But keep them to yourself. No one else wants to be dragged into them.

Why would I have a fantasy about this. It's the truth, Metal has a thing for ninja.

His girlfriend, the crazy chick, she was a ninja!

Because you're weird.

That's one ninja. One. That doesn't mean he likes them all.

How do you know he doesn't?

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