[audio]

[fastest_thingalive]

...

I come out of flipping Data Freeze and the first thing it tells me is that my girlfriend and Shadow are gone?!

Well, this is just great. Get my butt kicked saving the world, and when I wake up, friends of mine are vanishing!

Hnngh.

I need a freakin' chili dog...

Comments

[text]

[amadmansshadow]

... But I am still here.

[even though he doesn't know Sonic, he's doing this to be a pest.]

Re: [text]

[fastest_thingalive]

... Not you.

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[amadmansshadow]

Then your Shadow must not be that wonderful.

Re: [text]

[fastest_thingalive]

Oh, no, he's a moody, stuffy bore.

He's just, yannow, not some crummy ninja robot.

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[amadmansshadow]

He sounds better than you.

You do not know much do you?

Re: [text]

[fastest_thingalive]

I could say the same about you, dude.

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[amadmansshadow]

I doubt it.

Re: [text]

[fastest_thingalive]

I'm sure you do, Ninja Ned.

Whatever. I'm not wasting time on you.

Re: [text]

[amadmansshadow]

And yet you already did. Waste time on me, that is

Re: [text]

[fastest_thingalive]

I meant more, but whatever.

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[amadmansshadow]

Well it's not like you'd have much to do with it, considering your current lamentations.

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[metal_blader]

Hooray! Now we don't need to replace you with Crash and Quick!

Re: [text]

[amadmansshadow]

go away.

[locked]

[metal_blader]

Get your ass back here, Shadow, or I'm gonna let that duck with the bombs loose on all your stuff.

Re: [locked]

[amadmansshadow]

I don't have any stuff, Metal.

Re: [locked]

[metal_blader]

Okay.

All of the old man's stuff, then.

Re: [locked]

[amadmansshadow]

You realize that includes the entire castle and yourself and you linemates, yes?

Re: [locked]

[metal_blader]

I meant like the stuff in his room and notes and stuff.

Re: [locked]

[amadmansshadow]

Oh that. I have stored most of that in my D-reader... which is my comm now, but it is safe.

Re: [locked]

[metal_blader]

Hm.

Okay then.

If you're not coming back, I'll just have to consider you a failure and a traitor.

G'bye Shadow.

Re: [locked]

[amadmansshadow]

I have business to deal with, Metal.

I would have expected someone like you to understand that at least.

And no one can be as much of a failure as you, you know.

Re: [locked]

[metal_blader]

Ohhh, the not-so-passive aggressive act is such a turn on.

Re: [locked]

[amadmansshadow]

...

[he's hanging up now, Metal.]

[audio]

[fasternlightbot]

And a robot invasion is your welcome party to boot. Or maybe you're just popular with us mechanical types.

Re: [audio]

[fastest_thingalive]

Been my life since I was eight, Quicky.

[Audio]

[dontcallmetails]

Shadow the Hedgehog is gone? Pity. I enjoyed conversations with him.

Re: [Audio]

[fastest_thingalive]

Yeah, that's totally not creepy at all.

Re: [Audio]

[dontcallmetails]

Believe it or not, Sonic, I too enjoy social interactions.

Re: [Audio]

[fastest_thingalive]

Not remotely what I meant, Toupee.

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[dontcallmetails]

Dare I even ask what you meant then?

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[fastest_thingalive]

You and Shadow. Shadow's a good guy, but combined with you, it's like... a big sinkhole of gloomy moodyness.

Re: [Audio]

[dontcallmetails]

I suppose that is why we could understand each other.

Re: [Audio]

[fastest_thingalive]

Eh. You're not that complicated.

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[dontcallmetails]

Oh? Care to explain how you seem to know me so well then?

[sclassedge]

It sucks.

It happens.

[fastest_thingalive]

Yeah, but I don't gotta be happy about it.

[sclassedge]

Nope.

Just don't let it get to you.

[fastest_thingalive]

I'm just annoyed, is all.