First Upgrade [Video]

[last_lombax]

[The video comes on to show Dive's favorite and only Lombax. He's stilling on Haku's couch with two blankets wrapped around him. He has dark rings under his eyes and his fur is unkempt. His hat is off for once and he has some serious hat fur. He sniffles and then sneezes before he speaks.]

Being suck is a bitch. And this virus I keep hearing about, what does it do exactly? I hear a lot of complaining but no real answers. How does a virus make you feel feelings?

[Another sneeze.]

And in other news, Lombaxes can get pneumonia. I hate the cold. I swear if I ever get the chance I'm shooting that god tree in the face.

[He starts to cough this time. The fit lasts a while before it finally subsides.]

Can I just be better or die yet? This in-between stuff is annoying.

Comments

[Audio, god he sounds smug and relaxed]

[techsavytabby]

Well it's like this, you understand that we are all data right now right?

Re: [Audio, god he sounds smug and relaxed]

[last_lombax]

Yeah...?

Re: [Audio]

[techsavytabby]

So think about how a computer virus corrupts and alters data.

Re: [Audio]

[last_lombax]

So...it corrupts people and changes them? Fuuuuun~

Re: [Audio]

[techsavytabby]

Oh it can, be, it really...really can be. *snicker*

Re: [Audio]

[last_lombax]

...Are you infected?

Re: [Audio]

[techsavytabby]

I prefer to think of it as "gifted"

Now my dear Brigid? She is very much in it's thralls.

Re: [Audio]

[last_lombax]

Wait. You got a girlfriend?

Re: [Audio]

[techsavytabby]

We usually keep our relationship to ourselves but times like this...

...well she is very proud to be my lover. She's too good for me, absolutely. So intelligent, so sharp, so beautiful.

Re: [Audio]

[last_lombax]

...Dang. You sound happy. How long you two been together?

Re: [Audio]

[techsavytabby]

To be honest...my memory is hazy because of some...lost time. But it has been a few years.

Re: [Audio]

[last_lombax]

Well congratulations. Glad you're happy.

Re: [Audio]

[techsavytabby]

And with that, unless you have any other questions, I think she's prepared for another round.

Heh heh, she hasn't allowed me to put on clothes in two days.

Re: [Audio]

[last_lombax]

Then go get some you lucky bastard. Stop wasting time talking to me.