[video]

[force_a_change]

[S'up digital world? Long time no see... or it would be if this Asakura was the one who had been here ages ago. Alas, she is not. So as of this moment the video simply catches glimpses of her uniform before settling on the blue haired teenager's face.]

Ah, so they we're right! Hello? I was told I could use this phone to get in contact with someone who could assist me in finding a place to stay.

... I don't have any money on me at the moment though, if that is a problem I would be willing to do a trade? [nods to herself] Yes, a trade for room and board? Within certain limits, of course.

Comments

[force_a_change]

I see no reason to lie to you.

[goddoesntknow]

Besides being wanted for jamming a knife in people.

Mind you, that was years ago, but STILL.

[force_a_change]

I've never done that either!

[appalled you would say such a thing! she never successfully knifed anyone, kthnx]

[goddoesntknow]

All criminals say they're innocent!

[force_a_change]

[SAD FACE, SO MUCH SAD FACE RIGHT NOW HARUHI]

[goddoesntknow]

[LINE FACE. SO MUCH LINE FACE.]

[force_a_change]

I don't see why you're reacting in such a way, Miss Suzumiya.

[goddoesntknow]

Because you stabbed people. Out of the blue. For no reason.

I like freaky, but that's the wrong kind of freaky.

[force_a_change]

Except I've never done anything like that at all!

[goddoesntknow]

Except when you did!

I hope someone tells your Digimon partner, though. I'd hate to see whoever that is get stabbed.

[force_a_change]

Except I have--

[Wait what.] Digimon partner?

[goddoesntknow]

Digimon partner? The little animal like thing that follows you around and is stuck up your butt all the time?

Acting like you don't understand the things I'm saying isn't cute.

[force_a_change]

... I don't have one of those.

[And yanno, maybe she'll just stab Haruhi when she sees the girl-god-thing in person. Maybe.]

[goddoesntknow]

...

How do you not have one of those?!

I'm on to you, "Canadian."

[force_a_change]

Apparently I don't? Other than this phone I do have this.

[Hey look Haruhi, it's the Spirit Tamer digivice.]

And you can use my name, Miss Suzumiya. It's less rude to do so.

[goddoesntknow]

AH-HA, THAT'S...!

...

[pause, click click click]

...okay, why would YOU have one of those instead of a partner?! Everyone else from our world does. That's suspicious!

[force_a_change]

[Oh Haruhi.]

[sigh]

I don't know why I don't have a partner or this device. Since you know so much more than I do Suzumiya, maybe you could tell me?

[goddoesntknow]

Hmph.

These things aren't just handed out randomly! I don't think.

Someone who'd come into the Digital World without a Digimon from the start and hasn't just managed to piss them off or get them killed, and gets given a device like that instead is suspicious! It means there's something different about you than the rest of us!

[force_a_change]

Oh.

[a pause]

Are you jealous then?

[goddoesntknow]

...

Well it would be sort of cool

My Digimon is awesome! Why would I be jealous?!

[force_a_change]

You sound jealous, that's all.

And it's okay if you are, even though I still don't know what this device does.

[goddoesntknow]

...

Well, sucks for you.

[force_a_change]

[sigh]

You don't need to be so rude, Suzumiya.

[goddoesntknow]

Well, fine then.

If you're not some homicidal stabbing woman, just where are you, then?

Obviously, if you're really innocent, there's nothing to hide, right?

[force_a_change]

Hm...

One moment.

[screen goes dark as Asakura is checking her location.]

Oh... Some city called Neon, although I don't see why it is called that. It's quite dull looking actually.