Lab 01 - [OPEN//VIDEO]

[supertracetech]

I just woke up with what feels like the biggest hangover ever. I also apparently...lost two whole months? And have these weird cards...and a new device of some sort...actually I'm just confused about pretty much everything. Nothing follows the rules of science anymore, does it?

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[scrapperzen]

Nope, the world has gone topsy turvy.

If you visit a phelbotomist, you'll be dismayed to discover that your blood is now orange Tang.

[supertracetech]

That is not actually possible.

[Slightly annoyed look of disbelief...]

[scrapperzen]

Actually, in my world we've recorded two alternate universes where human blood doubled as a refreshing and tasty method of hydration.

[supertracetech]

[Just stares...]

Who are you again?

[scrapperzen]

Katherine Simmons, Archmage, and Leader of the Digital World branch of MAGI.

I advise DATS on matters of magic that the TSAB isn't familiar with.

[supertracetech]

Oh right...your one of those people who plays with all that witchcraft baloney.

[scrapperzen]

And you're one of those people from a world where it is baloney. At least we understand each other. :)

[supertracetech]

[Just going to stare.]

I really hate this place sometimes.

[scrapperzen]

Have I offended you somehow?

[supertracetech]

No, I just prefer the world to run on science. That's all. As much as I enjoy science fiction and would rather enjoy being the Captain of one of Starfleet's ships, that sort of thing is better staying as fiction.

[scrapperzen]

...

Boy, you would hate to meet the Tin Mage.

Still, if what I do is fiction, then gods, I love fiction all the more.

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[whoshotsherlock]

The rules of science got thrown out the window when we got here, David.

How's your head?

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[supertracetech]

Pounding...like there's a jack hammer in it. At least it doesn't seem like any bugs climbed in my ears though.

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[whoshotsherlock]

We kept the bugs away.

Got anything for it? I can bring over somethin'. Probably hungry too, huh?

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[supertracetech]

There's probably something around here I can take...[stomach growls]...food, well...I don't think you can classify it as food anymore.

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[whoshotsherlock]

[laughs]

Dude, we had your back. Seriously. We're used to this data freeze crap. Any time it happens we usually got a few people to check up on whoever got stuck like that. We made sure your fridge didn't turn in to that episode of Cowboy Bebop.

Come on, meet me down stairs, we'll grab something out and I'll catch you up. I bet food would help your headache, too.

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[supertracetech]

[Eyebrow raise.]

Good to see you actually watched the series I lent you over two years ago. I expect it back once we get the hell out of this place.

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[whoshotsherlock]

Oh, yeah, I'll get right on that as soon as Yggdrasil sends us back.

[quiet snort]

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[supertracetech]

[Eye roll.] Yes yes, make all the jokes you want.

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[whoshotsherlock]

Yehknow just because I can't see your rolling eyes doesn't mean I can't hear your condescending tone, Hodges.

You want dinner or not?

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[supertracetech]

...[cough cough] yes, I do.

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[whoshotsherlock]

Good. Meet me downstairs.

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[supertracetech]

Yes, oh bossy one. As you command.

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[whoshotsherlock]

[snicker]

Later.

[user has logged off]

[dontquestionme]

It rarely does, it would seem.

I was beginning to think we were down an investigator, there. At least you woke up.

Some people just vanished entirely when the world rebooted.

[supertracetech]

No, no, your top 'investigator' is still here. For better or worse.

[dontquestionme]

On the bright side, in everyone recovering from Chaosmon, the last couple months have been moderately quiet.

That looks like it's starting to change a bit, however.

[supertracetech]

Oh? Its not going to end in the world ending again right?

[dontquestionme]

...

Never really any promises, there.

[supertracetech]

Hmph, no I suppose you can't.

[dontquestionme]

If anything, it's probably inevitable-

...

I suppose getting ahead of ourselves isn't a good idea.

Welcome back, regardless.

[supertracetech]

Hm, no conjecture doesn't really accomplish anything.

Thanks.