First Hop - [audio]

[ihopsnonstop]

Aw man. My main man Freddie got sent home.

We never gotta chance to reconnect now that I'm outta jail.

This kinda stinks... like I don't got no one to hang with anymore....

Comments

[changelingdude]

Word of advice dude, people who don't smell like a swamp make friends easier.

[ihopsnonstop]

Hey, that's part of my charm.

[changelingdude]

That would be the problem dude. You have all the charm of a cafeteria dumpster.

In the animal kingdom scent is one of the most important senses you can have and even though it's more subtle with humans, your scent gives off a silent message. In your case that message is "I'm weak and sickly and possibly dieing, please stay away."

[ihopsnonstop]

... says the fuzzy green duster who turns into droolin' animals all the time!

[changelingdude]

I'm just sayin' dude, scoreboard. I've had three romances and a handful of friends since I got here. What do you have going for you?

[ihopsnonstop]

...

Terra and I are sorta buds now...

[changelingdude]

And as awesome as she is, the Digital God seems to really love freezing her sooooo...

[ihopsnonstop]

Man, you really know how to put ointment in my flies, yo.

[changelingdude]

...I'm not sure that's how that saying works.

Anyway I have a proposition. Take a shower and we can hang out at the arcade. I'll kick your butt at some video games.

[ihopsnonstop]

...

I'll get wet. Beyond that, no promises.

[black_mirror_monday]

Then stop whining and do something.

[ihopsnonstop]

Hey, you? Poser? Lemme alone.

[black_mirror_monday]

I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? I couldn't hear you over all the whining and sobbing you were doing.

[ihopsnonstop]

You wanna make somethin' of it, punk?!

[black_mirror_monday]

Please, like you could do anything to me. But if you wanna try, I'd be game.