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[amadmansshadow]

Ah, you're so tiny! Bitty Ninja!

[S'up Digital World, there is an Otamamon showing up on your screens. Only the digimon seems more interested in the tiny ninja robot that does not look pleased by this turn of events.]

Be quiet, Kero. [Tinny voice, because tiny robot!]

Why? I betcha the others will think this is awesome and everything too!

[And the screen is covered by a claw(?) as Otamamon is trying to get a better shot of Shadow Man but instead turns the communicator off instead.}

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

Oh! Oh! Put him in a jar!

[amadmansshadow]

No!

That's stupid, Bananananahead.

[fasternlightbot]

But little things belong in jars~

[amadmansshadow]

Yeah, but he's a little ninja. Which means putting him in a jar is stupid, duh.

[fasternlightbot]

Well then where do little ninja go?

[amadmansshadow]

Everywhere, duh!

[fasternlightbot]

That's not what I meant. Fine, don't put him in a jar. But you've got to do something funny with him. Opportunities like this don't come every day!

[amadmansshadow]

But why would I want to put him anywhere? He'd just get out, cause he's an awesome ninja.

[fasternlightbot]

[sighs] You're such a disappointment.

[amadmansshadow]

Huh?

At least Kero is less disappointing than you.

[fasternlightbot]

Oh shush littlest of ninja. You're too tiny and adorable to find insulting.

[amadmansshadow]

You do know I could still kill you, no matter how small I am, yes?

[fasternlightbot]

Cutest death ever.

[amadmansshadow]

I'd start with your legs.

[fasternlightbot]

Of course you would. They're the only thing you can reach.

[amadmansshadow]

It's the only thing I'd need to disable to kill you anyway.

[fasternlightbot]

So mean for a iddle widdle ninja. Especially when I haven't done anything to you.

[amadmansshadow]

You seem to think I need a reason to hurt you.

[fasternlightbot]

Most people do. I realize I'm not easy to get along with, but a lot of your hate seems unwarranted.

[amadmansshadow]

Then you must not be paying attention.

[fasternlightbot]

Yeah, I have trouble doing that it seems.

[amadmansshadow]

Perhaps you should work on that.

Or cease being a bore.

[fasternlightbot]

Hard to be more entertaining than a tiny ninja.

[amadmansshadow]

Thank goodness I'm not here to entertain you.

[fasternlightbot]

Oh, then this is an added bonus? Awesome.