[audio]

[poetic_shark]

A new day dawning
A direction I have not
Noble shark is lost

[siiiiiiigh]

You know, Swimmon, I'm thinking of taking up art...

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[poetic_shark]

Bowser, my lord, there is more to me than being a war machine! I'm a storyteller! A poet! I want to be remembered for more than being base oppressor!

[lvl9finalboss]

Why can't you be both?!

Start a theater troupe down there or something! I was in at least one whole game that was nothing more than a stage play!

Be the best at what you do, and be ruthless about it! You're a villain, so act like one! Make it your hat if you want, everyone's gotta have a theme of some sort!

[poetic_shark]

...

Lord Bowser, you are brilliant!

[lvl9finalboss]

Of course I'm brilliant!

I'm not a king because some eight-bit floozy said "But thou must!"