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Gourry Gabriev ([personal profile] puddingbrain) wrote in [community profile] digital_dive2012-05-31 07:15 pm
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So... Uh...

turns out I need a little help guys.

I proposed to Lina, way back when the world was ending.

And... I don't really know what to do now. The Wizards already married us together, and there's supposed to be more, but... I haven't got a clue.

Help?
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drillsforhands: (Distracted birdsong)

[audio]

[personal profile] drillsforhands 2012-06-01 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
You gotta sex her up now.
puddingbrain: (Shocked)

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[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Noooo...

That would end badly. Even I'm not THAT dumb.
drillsforhands: (Rapt attention)

Re: [audio]

[personal profile] drillsforhands 2012-06-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
But that's what married people do.

It means you're married-married.
puddingbrain: (Default)

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[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! OH!

No, no, I mean... we need to do something to make it real, first!
drillsforhands: (I throw the drill then it explodes duh)

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[personal profile] drillsforhands 2012-06-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I'm saying the sexing up part is what makes it real.

All consummated and such.
puddingbrain: (Disappointed)

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[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know Lina Inverse...
drillsforhands: (... buttsecks?)

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[personal profile] drillsforhands 2012-06-01 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So?

That's how you make it official, at least for you humans it is.
puddingbrain: (Shocked)

Re: ;video

[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
She blows things up if you look at her wrong.

Let alone talk about her bustline...
drillsforhands: (Eh whatevs whatevs)

[audio]

[personal profile] drillsforhands 2012-06-01 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Then... don't do that, duh.

Sweet talk her while you sex her up.
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Don't mind me)

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Man up and do a real marriage.

Simple.
puddingbrain: (Pudding for brains)

[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I get that.

...

What's a real marriage?
kenkabanchou: (Default)

1/IDEFK

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - WTF?!)

2/?

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Ouch)

3/?

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And they call ME stupid.
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Unconvinced)

4/?

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - What is this bullshit?)

5/?

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Buhwha??)

6/?

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, how do I even-
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Unconvinced)

7/8

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...[sigh]
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Yeah well)

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A formal one.

With dresses and tuxes and people and someone to properly marry you off instead of two assholes doing it for jollies.
puddingbrain: (Default)

[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-02 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, dresses and tuxes. Got it.

So... what do I need to DO?
kenkabanchou: (Masaru - Bitch please)

[personal profile] kenkabanchou 2012-06-03 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
You plan, obviously.

Or, y'know.

Find someone who CAN.
bag_has_snapped: (Tsubomi - dotdotdot)

[personal profile] bag_has_snapped 2012-06-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
...wait, you got married and you hadn't done an actual wedding?
puddingbrain: (Default)

[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Supposedly that's what Wizards do here. It made Lina REALLY mad when it happened...
idkmybffhatter: (amused)

;video

[personal profile] idkmybffhatter 2012-06-01 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Really, everything I've heard makes me think married life isn't supposed to that much different than how you were before.
puddingbrain: (Pudding for brains)

Re: ;video

[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't there supposed to be a ceremony, though?

I'm probably just imagining it...
idkmybffhatter: (smile)

;video

[personal profile] idkmybffhatter 2012-06-01 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that.

Well that part is entirely up to you and your wife. Some people never have them. Some people have small ones.

However you wish to celebrate it is your choice in the end.
puddingbrain: (Disappointed)

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[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I WANT to celebrate it.

But... I have no idea what to do.

At all.
idkmybffhatter: (curiouser and curiouser)

;video

[personal profile] idkmybffhatter 2012-06-01 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well... first off, it might be a good idea to ask her what she wants.

Trust me, it'll win points with her.

A lot.
puddingbrain: (Shocked)

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[personal profile] puddingbrain 2012-06-01 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know Lina very well...
idkmybffhatter: (you're joking right?)

;video

[personal profile] idkmybffhatter 2012-06-01 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't know her at all. But I am a woman, and most of us do value communication.
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