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[gokai_red]

[suddenly, everyone's D-Comms are met with a VERY LOUD NOISE]

ATTENTION, DIGITAL WORLD.

I AM CAPTAIN MARVELOUS, LEADER OF THE PIRATE SENTAI GOKAIGER.

WE ARE HERE IN SEARCH OF YOUR TREASURE. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO OFFER UP VALUABLES, MONEY, AND THE LOCATIONS OF ANCIENT HIDDEN ARTIFACTS AT YOUR LEISURE. IT WILL SAVE YOU AND US TIME IN THE FUTURE.

Marvelous, that didn't work the first time, what makes you think it'll work THIS time?! And without the others to back you up, even!

Shut up, Bird!

She's right, man! GEEZ, do you have to hold that damn Megaphone to the receiver, INSIDE THE SHIP?! I think my head's gonna be ringing for a week!

...I'm surrounded by poultry.

[ooc - Normal text = Marvelous.
Italics = Navi, his robotic parrot.
Bold = Machalcon, a car mecha-turned-Digimon, and Marv's partner.]

Comments

[Audio]

[oni_on_my_back]

Hey, now. Gettin' hit with that kinda stuff hurts. So I'm gonna tell ya this once, 'kay pirate-saaaan?

Don't'cha go hurting any innocent folk, or the great Sonozaki Mion'll unleash her vengeance!

Re: [Audio]

[gokai_red]

The innocent folk don't usually have a habit of getting in my way. Guess it's funny how well that usually ends up.

BESIDES, a Super Sentai would never--!

[sound of something yelping and tumbling back]

Looting and pillaging villages and stuff usually draws more attention than is needed. Not my style.

[Audio] 1/IDEFK

[oni_on_my_back]

Yeah, w--

Mn? Super...Sentai...

[Audio] 2/idefk

[oni_on_my_back]

Hmmmmn...

[Audio] 1/i'm so sorry

[oni_on_my_back]

Mmmmmnnn...? Eh?

[Audio] 4/lol that last one was supposed to be three but i'm not awake so pretend

[oni_on_my_back]

--H-henn--

[Audio] 5/jc mion what are you

[oni_on_my_back]

H-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!

[Audio] 6/she'll be done eventually i swear

[oni_on_my_back]

--S-super Sentai!!! Ah! I watched your comrades all the time, c-can I get an autograph, no, wait 'til I tell Kei-chan, he'll be so--

[Audio] 7/anytime now...

[oni_on_my_back]

--...mmn...

[Audio] 8/9 definitive i swear STOP HTML FAILING ARI I WAS ALMOST DONE

[oni_on_my_back]

A-ahahaha, carry on, Great Warrior of Justice, ignore small peons like myself! Continue the great fight!

WHAT THE FRICKIN' HELL?! AFTER ALL THAT--?!

[audio] 9/9 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

[oni_on_my_back]

[sound of a soft thwack]

It's all forgotten, Impmon... This is a higher level of justice... Kei-chan could make a better speech about it...

...What the hell, she really is crazy. I give up.

[gokai_red]

...I'm...

Gonna take a wild guess and say you're from Earth.

You remind me a lot of someone I know.

[oni_on_my_back]

M-mm. Earth. Probably from a lot sooner than you're familiar with.

No. More than one of her? I'm getting a headache...

[gokai_red]

Yeah, well--

Wait, did you say watched us?

[oni_on_my_back]

...Whoops, I'm becomin' more like Konata. Yep. Back where I am, a whole bunch of TV Shows called Super Sentai were made! I betcha you're in one of them. Doesn't mean you aren't real or anything, you'll get used to it.

[gokai_red]

...shows.

...

Well.

Guess I've seen stranger.

[oni_on_my_back]

Yeah! See, you're gettin' the hang of it! Sooner that way of thinkin' sets in, the better.

[gokai_red]

Well, I also know Gai.

And I've been back in time.

And I've fought alongside angels.

Went to a floating island.

Seen ghosts.

...

Really, I could go on.

So, this? Isn't as weird as it could be.

[oni_on_my_back]

One of my best friends is the reincarnation of a demon-god who's lived through a couple hundreds 'a years or so repeating the same few months again and again. 'Cause the demon-god kept rewinding time.

She's another one of my best friends.

I'm used to this kinda stuff too.

[gokai_red]

Interesting friends you have there!

Most of mine aren't here yet but I've got a bird that turns into a door-

HEY!

-and a giant race car that turned into a bird.

...dammit.

So, that's a start.

1/2

[oni_on_my_back]

I got the best nakama in the world! ...Ah, n-none of them are here anymore...or a lotta the friends I made here...but they're out there! They're waiting for me, or they're having their own adventures, so I'm sure, as long as we're thinking about each other, we'll see each other again!

2/2

[oni_on_my_back]

...Ahaha, or somethin' like that. Anyway, sounds like you've got your own interestin' stuff. 'Course you do, you're a Sentai. But trust your partner 'n all that. Impmon here's a demon that turns into a opossum--

DAMMIT--

--but he's been pretty useful too!

Re: 2/2

[gokai_red]

Well, gotta be useful to be on my crew. Machalcon knows that, so there shouldn't be any problems there.