[audio] [max volume]

[gokai_red]

[suddenly, everyone's D-Comms are met with a VERY LOUD NOISE]

ATTENTION, DIGITAL WORLD.

I AM CAPTAIN MARVELOUS, LEADER OF THE PIRATE SENTAI GOKAIGER.

WE ARE HERE IN SEARCH OF YOUR TREASURE. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO OFFER UP VALUABLES, MONEY, AND THE LOCATIONS OF ANCIENT HIDDEN ARTIFACTS AT YOUR LEISURE. IT WILL SAVE YOU AND US TIME IN THE FUTURE.

Marvelous, that didn't work the first time, what makes you think it'll work THIS time?! And without the others to back you up, even!

Shut up, Bird!

She's right, man! GEEZ, do you have to hold that damn Megaphone to the receiver, INSIDE THE SHIP?! I think my head's gonna be ringing for a week!

...I'm surrounded by poultry.

[ooc - Normal text = Marvelous.
Italics = Navi, his robotic parrot.
Bold = Machalcon, a car mecha-turned-Digimon, and Marv's partner.]

Comments

[mistersilver]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh lad, if only I'd ever have thought ta be so direct! Maybe I'd have been richer faster, or without a voice to laugh with! HAHAHAHAR!

[gokai_red]

No strain on the voice, hence the megaphone.

[mistersilver]

Lemme ask you this though bucko, does that ever work? Just flat out asking for it?

[gokai_red]

People can be very forthcoming if you just ask.

Sometimes.