1st Stitch, voice

[savesnine]

Hello? Hellooooo? Is there anypony there? Oh I do hope I'm using this...thing...right.

Please can anypony tell me what's going on? This place is most strange and really Twilight dear, what went wrong this time? I'm not mad, oh gracious no, but it would be most wonderful if you could fix it. Soon, please? If not for my sake then for dear precious Opalescence. She seams to have...changed. And she can talk and...really, she can say some of the most unpleasant things.

Please, Twilight? Pretty please? With whipped cream and cherries on top?

Comments

[classybatburglar]

Pony?

Hm. Cute. I'm afraid you're not in Kansas anymore, though.

[savesnine]

Unicorn to be exact.

Well I wouldn't expect to be in Kansas anymore, considering I've never been.

[classybatburglar]

I see.

I'm Rouge. Rouge the Bat.

[savesnine]

Rouge? Oh now that is a-

A bat.

A...talking bat.

Well, now I know I'm dreaming.

[classybatburglar]

I could say the same thing about a pony darling.

[video]

Though, as you can see, I'm quite real.

[savesnine]

Oh! Yes you are! Oh my, you're nothing like I expected! You're beautiful! And I must say, fabulous choice in eyeshadow.

Here, let me see if I can...

[Video]

A ha! There we are! I didn't even know these...things could do this! My they are remarkable devices.

[classybatburglar]

Oh my, you do know how to flatter a girl.

I must say, you're not so bad yourself, for a four-footed individual.

[savesnine]

Well of course I do! A lady must know how to gracefully receive and give a comment after all.

Thank you! And I must say, I'm not accustomed to seeing creatures that walk on two legs...is it very difficult?

[classybatburglar]

I can't say it is. Of course, I can fly about as well.

[savesnine]

Oh my! How wonderful! Is that customary of most 2 legged creatures?

Now now now, where are my manners? I haven't even introduced myself as you have. How rude of me, I do apologize. My name is Rarity.

[classybatburglar]

Pleasure, my dear.

And I'm afraid it's something unique to my being a bat. Though there are other species with wings.