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[drillsforhands]

Okay so like... the world almost ends, yeah? Shit blows up, some useless folks die, tra la la la.

... WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING NOW?!

Seriously, nothing has blown up in a while!

[there is some scolding "pi"s coming from near Crash, but other than that he's done yelling at everyone.]

Comments

[speedfreaktweak]

It doesn't matter if you know so long as I know!

[drillsforhands]

Except you don't know, which is what I just said. Pay attention, slow poke.

[speedfreaktweak]

Do too!

[drillsforhands]

Nope.

[speedfreaktweak]

You don't know!

[drillsforhands]

But I do know.

[speedfreaktweak]

Prove it!!!

[drillsforhands]

I'd prove it but you wouldn't understand it.

[speedfreaktweak]

Try me!

[drillsforhands]

Sorry, I've got stuff to do and it doesn't involve educating dumb humans.

[speedfreaktweak]

Iamnotdumb!AndI'mnothuman.I'mbetter.

Andyou'retheoppositeofeducational. Ithinkyouprobablykillbraincellswitheach word.