[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Okay so like... the world almost ends, yeah? Shit blows up, some useless folks die, tra la la la.

... WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING NOW?!

Seriously, nothing has blown up in a while!

[there is some scolding "pi"s coming from near Crash, but other than that he's done yelling at everyone.]

Comments

[speedfreaktweak]

If your life is boring you have no one to blame but yourself.

[drillsforhands]

Speedsters opinions don't count, cause you guys are always bored.

Lies like a lieing thing.

[speedfreaktweak]

Not this speedster! I get bored I find something fun to do. It's just that easy.

[drillsforhands]

Uh-huh.

So what're you doing now? And running doesn't count.

[speedfreaktweak]

Eating about three pounds of pasta. Two chicken cutlets and a plate of fried zucchini, mushrooms and some weird vegetable I think only grows here.

[drillsforhands]

... that's just eating though.

[speedfreaktweak]

But I'm not bored. I'm enjoying how it tastes.

Then I'm gonna run, because paying is for chumps.

[drillsforhands]

What you don't know how to cook for yourself? Quick can cook, and he's awesomer than you.

[speedfreaktweak]

Icancook! I just have more fun making other people wait on me. Pathetic meatbags.

[drillsforhands]

Oh... So you're just lazy.

[speedfreaktweak]

There's a difference between being lazy and being entitled douchebot. Some people are meant to serve and some people are meant to be served.

[drillsforhands]

Yeah, and I know which one I am. I dunno if you know which one you are though.

[speedfreaktweak]

It doesn't matter if you know so long as I know!

[drillsforhands]

Except you don't know, which is what I just said. Pay attention, slow poke.

[dynamite_duck]

I can fix that if you let me out, Crashy Washy

[drillsforhands]

Yeeeeah... nope. I don't wanna hear Metal whine at me for letting you out, duck.

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Working on that.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Work faster.

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

You could always help with that.

Why don't YOU blow something up?

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Because DATS is full of bitches and they'll try arresting me and that'll get me yelled at.

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Ah!

So you're afraid.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Noooooooooo.

You have never heard Metal bitch at you for an hour, have you?

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Hmmm.

Seems like a weak excuse.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

You don't know Metal to well.

... You ever hear nails scraping on metal?

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Sounds unpleasant, but still an excuse.

A shame. I thought you more capable.