[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Okay so like... the world almost ends, yeah? Shit blows up, some useless folks die, tra la la la.

... WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING NOW?!

Seriously, nothing has blown up in a while!

[there is some scolding "pi"s coming from near Crash, but other than that he's done yelling at everyone.]

Comments

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Because DATS is full of bitches and they'll try arresting me and that'll get me yelled at.

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Ah!

So you're afraid.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

Noooooooooo.

You have never heard Metal bitch at you for an hour, have you?

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Hmmm.

Seems like a weak excuse.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

You don't know Metal to well.

... You ever hear nails scraping on metal?

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Sounds unpleasant, but still an excuse.

A shame. I thought you more capable.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

An excuse to you is horrible reality to me.

And capable and being able to do the shit I want without having to suffer stupid annoyances are two totally separate things.

Anyway who are you? I bet you're just some sissy who hides when the fun starts happening.

[anonymous] [text]

[better_than_him]

Hardly.

In fact, I'm just waiting for the fun to start.

[audio]

[drillsforhands]

So you're boring as fuck. Also you didn't answer my question, ma'am.

[audio now, but location is untraceable]

[better_than_him]

Well, really, no sense hiding it. It's not like people aren't aware of my presence here. I was just having a bit of fun.

Kagura Tsukasa.

[audio now, but location is untraceable]

[drillsforhands]

[long pause]

... Who?

[yeah, he doesn't know, or care.]

[better_than_him]

Well, I expected as much.

[drillsforhands]

You don't expect much, do you, Kaggy?

[better_than_him]

Not really, no.

[drillsforhands]

Sucks to be you then.