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Okay so like... the world almost ends, yeah? Shit blows up, some useless folks die, tra la la la.

... WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING NOW?!

Seriously, nothing has blown up in a while!

[there is some scolding "pi"s coming from near Crash, but other than that he's done yelling at everyone.]

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If your life is boring you have no one to blame but yourself.

Speedsters opinions don't count, cause you guys are always bored.

Not this speedster! I get bored I find something fun to do. It's just that easy.

Uh-huh.

So what're you doing now? And running doesn't count.

Eating about three pounds of pasta. Two chicken cutlets and a plate of fried zucchini, mushrooms and some weird vegetable I think only grows here.

... that's just eating though.

But I'm not bored. I'm enjoying how it tastes.

Then I'm gonna run, because paying is for chumps.

What you don't know how to cook for yourself? Quick can cook, and he's awesomer than you.

Icancook! I just have more fun making other people wait on me. Pathetic meatbags.

Oh... So you're just lazy.

There's a difference between being lazy and being entitled douchebot. Some people are meant to serve and some people are meant to be served.

Yeah, and I know which one I am. I dunno if you know which one you are though.

It doesn't matter if you know so long as I know!

Except you don't know, which is what I just said. Pay attention, slow poke.

Do too!

Nope.

You don't know!

But I do know.

Prove it!!!

I'd prove it but you wouldn't understand it.

Try me!

Sorry, I've got stuff to do and it doesn't involve educating dumb humans.

Iamnotdumb!AndI'mnothuman.I'mbetter.

Andyou'retheoppositeofeducational. Ithinkyouprobablykillbraincellswitheach word.

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