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[drillsforhands]

Okay so like... the world almost ends, yeah? Shit blows up, some useless folks die, tra la la la.

... WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING NOW?!

Seriously, nothing has blown up in a while!

[there is some scolding "pi"s coming from near Crash, but other than that he's done yelling at everyone.]

Comments

Re: [audio]

[fasternlightbot]

Humans are boring. What do you want me to do about it?

Re: [audio]

[drillsforhands]

Do something to make it not boring, duh.

Re: [audio]

[fasternlightbot]

You'll have to be a little more specific.

Re: [audio]

[drillsforhands]

I dunno, you're better at thinking up fun stuff that doesn't get us into trouble.

Re: [audio]

[fasternlightbot]

I guess.

[locked]

I meant do you want to cause destruction, what kind, and how much.

[audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

Ahhhh.

I dunno, a lot! And the good kind.

Re: [audio & locked]

[fasternlightbot]

A lot huh... Hm, we can always head to the Dark Area and start some trouble there. No one should find out about that, and if Metal somehow does, we can say we were defending ourselves.

Re: [audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

Uh... Didn't something big and politic-y go down there recently?

Re: [audio & locked]

[fasternlightbot]

So?

Re: [audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

I dunno, politic-y stuff makes people even more antsy than being traumatized.

Re: [audio & locked]

[fasternlightbot]

It's a different kind of antsy, but if you want to play it safe and go elsewhere, we can.

Re: [audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

I'd prefer that. Politic-y stuff makes my head hurt anyway.

Re: [audio & locked]

[fasternlightbot]

All the more reason to blow it up, I'd say, but okay. Hm, we could attack some pirates again. We can do as much damage to them as we want and all anyone would know is they went missing.

Re: [audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

Pirates are pretty good! I think there are some air ones around here too? Like not just ones in the sea.

Also pirates actually fight back.

Re: [audio & locked]

[fasternlightbot]

Yup, and some from space. Which ones do you want to go after?

Re: [audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

Let's start with sea ones and see were things go from there?

Re: [audio & locked]

[fasternlightbot]

Alright, I'll get us a boat!

Re: [audio & locked]

[drillsforhands]

Woo!