First Scheme [Audio]

[johnnyyongtroll]

Hello everyone~ I just wanted to let you all know something.

I~ Just wasted~ Ten seconds of your life~

[Laughter can be heard just before the feed cuts off.]

Comments

[johnnyyongtroll]

Oh? How boring. You must really enjoy television then, since books are too hard for you.

[straycatgunning]

TV isn't really my thing either.

[johnnyyongtroll]

Then what is it you do for fun?

[straycatgunning]

I enjoy the outdoors and also sleeping!

[johnnyyongtroll]

You sound like a man of simple tastes.

[straycatgunning]

I am an easy man to please, yes.

[johnnyyongtroll]

Not a bad thing, really. Easily pleased people are much less likely to have mental breakdowns.

[straycatgunning]

Hm, true enough, my mental breakdown quota over the years has only been in the single digits, and I'm in my mid twenties.

[johnnyyongtroll]

That's good. After all, premature death can easily be caused by stress.

[straycatgunning]

Wow really?

[johnnyyongtroll]

Oh yes. Stress can lead to heart attack, suicide, cancer, and a whole means of other bad outcomes.

[straycatgunning]

...Stress can cause cancer?
Okay its official, everything causes cancer. Better not breath the air's full of it.

[johnnyyongtroll]

But if you stop breathing, you'll die anyway. Decisions, decisions.