F1RST! [Text]

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL TH1S 1S JUST TH3 D3TOUR 1 W4NT3D FROM MY 1 AND 1/2 SW33P JOURN3Y
SOM3 PL4C3 TH4T 1 GU3SS 1S TH3 1NT3RN3T BUT W1TH N1FTY CONSORTS 4ND STUFF
3V3N GOT M3 4 P3RSON4L ON3 4ND SOM3 C4RDS...TH4T 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3YR3 FOR
OR TH1S OTH3R H4ND H3LD TH1NG >:?

1 WOULD TH1NK 1 W4S 1N 4 DR34MBUBBL3, BUT TH3R3S 4 S3V3R3 L4CK OF D34D P3OPL3 4ND UNF4M1L14R SC3N3RY

4NYW4YS
WH4TS UP?

[[Translation: Well this is just the detour I wanted from my 1 and 1/2 sweep journey. Some place that I guess is the internet, with nifty consorts and stuff. Even got me a personal one and some cards...that I don't know what they're for. Or this other hand held thing.
I would think I was in a dreambubble, but there's a severe lack of dead people, and unfamiliar scenery.
Anyways. What's up?]]

Comments

One of the only muses I have that would understand

[speedfreaktweak]

What's a dream bubble?

[l4wofl1br4]

1TS JUST TH4T
4 BUBBL3 YOU DR34M 1N...G3N3R4T3D BY HORRORT3RRORS TH4T L1V3 B3YOND TH3 V31L OF TH3 UN1V3RS3

[speedfreaktweak]

Sounds like spooky good fun.

But no dream bubbles here. Just monsters mostly.

[l4wofl1br4]

SPOOKY GOOD FUN 1ND33D

WH4T MONST3RS? YOU M34N TH3 CONSORTS 4ND D3N1Z3NS W4LK1NG 4ROUND?
THOS3 DONT S33M TOO MONST3RY

[speedfreaktweak]

Yeah, Digital Monsters. Come on am I the ONLY one who watched cartoons around here?

Anyway they get more monstery the bigger they get. You just gotta get pissed off or make them pissed off.

[l4wofl1br4]

W41T
TH3Y G3T *B1GG3R*? 4S 1N CH4NG3 SH4P3? MY L1Z4RD TH1NG CH4NG3S 1NTO B1GG3R L1Z4RDS!?
FUCK1N SW33T!

[speedfreaktweak]

Yep,with bigger powers. World shaking reality warping we're all gonna die powers.

[l4wofl1br4]

OH
1 4LR34DY KN3W P3OPL3 TH4T COULD DO TH4T
BUT 1LL B3 S4T1SF13D 1F H3 C4N JUST ST4ND B3S1D3 M3 1F 1 G3T 1N 4 F1GHT
BL1ND G1RLS N33D SOM3 B4CKUP SOM3T1M3S

[yes she is blind, enjoy figuring that out]

[speedfreaktweak]

Blind? Wait...how...you know what never mind. It'll just make my brain hurt if I ask.

...well I might as well ask something anyway. Do you have special powers that help you not die when you fight blind? Because if not that just sucks.

[l4wofl1br4]

H3H3H3H3H3H
1 COULD 3XPL41N 1T, 1TS 4CTU4LLY R34LLY S1MPL3

1 4M 4 S33R
F4T3 D34LT M3 TH3 1RONY C4RD 4 LOT!
NOT TH4T 1 N33D 1T, 4S 4 TROLL 1 COULD PROB4BLY K1CK H4LF OF TH3S3 TH1NGS 4SS3S
TH3Y DONT 3V3N LOOK 4S TOUGH 4S SOM3 OF TH3 UND3RL1NGS 1V3 FOUGHT 1N SGRUB

[speedfreaktweak]

Well, now that is an interesting tidbit.

Oh and watch your confidence. This world weakens you. I can't even run at full speed anymore...yet. From what I've heard fate or the digital god or whatever wants the Digital Monsters to still be stronger.

[l4wofl1br4]

W34K3N3D?
HOLD ON, 1 N33D TO T3ST TH4T




W3LL MY L1Z4RD JUST W3NT 4 F3W DOZ3N L4WN R1NGS WH3N 1 THR3W 1T
Y34H 1 M1GHT H4V3 SK1MP3D DOWN 4 B1T 1N TH3 STR3NGTH D3P4RTM3NT

[speedfreaktweak]

Lawn Rings?

Yeah see I told you. It sucks but it's what we've got.

And did you say Troll? Never met a troll that could l33t before. Wild.

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

TH3YR3 WH4T YOU HUM4NS C4LL "Y4RDS"

W3LL 1TS NOT TH4T H4RD TO R3PL4C3 L3TT3RS W1TH NUMB3RS
4ND 1T 1SNT L33T OR WH4T3V3R, 1TS MY QU1RK >:\

[speedfreaktweak]

Yeah but where I come from most Trolls can't even read.

[l4wofl1br4]

YOUR TROLLS SOUND FUCK1NG L4M3

[speedfreaktweak]

Yep, big ugly brutes, no style.

You seem much cooler.

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

OH Y34H 1 4M TH3 COOL3ST
1 L34RN3D HOW TO B3 COOL3R TH4N COOL FROM TH1S HUM4N COOL K1D 1 KNOW
TOG3TH3R W3 4R3 L1K3 1C3

[speedfreaktweak]

Feh humanns. Most of them aren't worth the air they waste.

[l4wofl1br4]

YOU 4R3NT HUM4N?

[speedfreaktweak]

Metahuman. We're the next evolution.

[savesnine]

Dead people? Oh how dreadful! Why ever would you want to surround yourself with dead people?

[l4wofl1br4]

B3C4US3 TH3Y W3R3 MY FR13NDS 1N DOOM3D T1M3L1N3S
4LSO B3C4US3 GHOSTS 4R3 N34T

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL YOU KNOW TH3 S4Y1NG
1F 1T LOOKS L1K3 4 QU4CKB34ST
4ND SOUNDS L1K3 4 QU4CKB34ST
4ND SM3LLS L1K3 4 QU4CKB34ST
1TS 4 QU4CKB34ST

SO WH4T M4K3S YOU NOT 4 HUM4N 4CTU4LLY?

[speedfreaktweak]

I have powers! Faster then anything pathetic meat sack human.