F1RST! [Text]

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL TH1S 1S JUST TH3 D3TOUR 1 W4NT3D FROM MY 1 AND 1/2 SW33P JOURN3Y
SOM3 PL4C3 TH4T 1 GU3SS 1S TH3 1NT3RN3T BUT W1TH N1FTY CONSORTS 4ND STUFF
3V3N GOT M3 4 P3RSON4L ON3 4ND SOM3 C4RDS...TH4T 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3YR3 FOR
OR TH1S OTH3R H4ND H3LD TH1NG >:?

1 WOULD TH1NK 1 W4S 1N 4 DR34MBUBBL3, BUT TH3R3S 4 S3V3R3 L4CK OF D34D P3OPL3 4ND UNF4M1L14R SC3N3RY

4NYW4YS
WH4TS UP?

[[Translation: Well this is just the detour I wanted from my 1 and 1/2 sweep journey. Some place that I guess is the internet, with nifty consorts and stuff. Even got me a personal one and some cards...that I don't know what they're for. Or this other hand held thing.
I would think I was in a dreambubble, but there's a severe lack of dead people, and unfamiliar scenery.
Anyways. What's up?]]

Comments

One of the only muses I have that would understand

[speedfreaktweak]

What's a dream bubble?

[l4wofl1br4]

1TS JUST TH4T
4 BUBBL3 YOU DR34M 1N...G3N3R4T3D BY HORRORT3RRORS TH4T L1V3 B3YOND TH3 V31L OF TH3 UN1V3RS3

[speedfreaktweak]

Sounds like spooky good fun.

But no dream bubbles here. Just monsters mostly.

[l4wofl1br4]

SPOOKY GOOD FUN 1ND33D

WH4T MONST3RS? YOU M34N TH3 CONSORTS 4ND D3N1Z3NS W4LK1NG 4ROUND?
THOS3 DONT S33M TOO MONST3RY

[speedfreaktweak]

Yeah, Digital Monsters. Come on am I the ONLY one who watched cartoons around here?

Anyway they get more monstery the bigger they get. You just gotta get pissed off or make them pissed off.

[l4wofl1br4]

W41T
TH3Y G3T *B1GG3R*? 4S 1N CH4NG3 SH4P3? MY L1Z4RD TH1NG CH4NG3S 1NTO B1GG3R L1Z4RDS!?
FUCK1N SW33T!

[speedfreaktweak]

Yep,with bigger powers. World shaking reality warping we're all gonna die powers.

[l4wofl1br4]

OH
1 4LR34DY KN3W P3OPL3 TH4T COULD DO TH4T
BUT 1LL B3 S4T1SF13D 1F H3 C4N JUST ST4ND B3S1D3 M3 1F 1 G3T 1N 4 F1GHT
BL1ND G1RLS N33D SOM3 B4CKUP SOM3T1M3S

[yes she is blind, enjoy figuring that out]

[savesnine]

Dead people? Oh how dreadful! Why ever would you want to surround yourself with dead people?

[l4wofl1br4]

B3C4US3 TH3Y W3R3 MY FR13NDS 1N DOOM3D T1M3L1N3S
4LSO B3C4US3 GHOSTS 4R3 N34T

[Text]

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

Y0. W3LC0M3 T0 TH3 D1G1T4L W0RLD.

1M P4UL0.

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[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL W3LL LOOK WHOS 4CCOM1D4T1NG

H3LLO P4ULO!
1M T3R3Z1

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[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

W3LL 1 F1GUR3D 1T W0ULD B3 GOOD PR4CT1C3. MY FR13ND 0NLY SP0K3 L33T SP34K F0R A M0NTH 0NC3. 1 H4D T0 L34RN 0R B3 L0ST.

N1C3 T0 M33T Y0U T3R3Z1.

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[l4wofl1br4]

H4H4H4
OH M4N 4R3 YOU S3R1OUS?
YOU 4R3 PR3TTY W13RD

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[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

XD

L1K3 1 S41D, MY FR13ND D1D 1T. 4NY W31RDN3SS C4N B3 BLAM3D 0N H1M.

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[l4wofl1br4]

TH3N 1 SH4LL BL4M3 H1M

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[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

Y34H, T00 B4D H3 41N'T H3R3. S0, WH3R3 Y0U FR0M?

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[l4wofl1br4]

4LT3RN14
WH3R3 3LW3 WOULD 4 TROLL COM3 FROM?

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

What are you saying? When I tell the D-Comm to read it to me it just yells a bunch of letters and numbers.

Re: [Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Sounds like a personal problem.
But fine, I'll talk to you, jeeeeeez.

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

...I can't read so I get the D-Comm to read posts to me. Whatever you wrote it couldn't read.

[Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Well your D-Comm is dumb.
Also you should probably learn to read, I hear that's helpful in the long run.

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

I've been able to get by okay. You just can't write good.

Re: [Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Oooh, I replace three letters with three different numbers that look like them, on purpose, because that's my decided typing quirk.
Obviously my think pan isn't setting the neurons alight properly and allowing me to use boring plain caps.
Are you always this mean to girls, or is the blind the exception?

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

If you can write you ain't blind.