F1RST! [Text]

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL TH1S 1S JUST TH3 D3TOUR 1 W4NT3D FROM MY 1 AND 1/2 SW33P JOURN3Y
SOM3 PL4C3 TH4T 1 GU3SS 1S TH3 1NT3RN3T BUT W1TH N1FTY CONSORTS 4ND STUFF
3V3N GOT M3 4 P3RSON4L ON3 4ND SOM3 C4RDS...TH4T 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3YR3 FOR
OR TH1S OTH3R H4ND H3LD TH1NG >:?

1 WOULD TH1NK 1 W4S 1N 4 DR34MBUBBL3, BUT TH3R3S 4 S3V3R3 L4CK OF D34D P3OPL3 4ND UNF4M1L14R SC3N3RY

4NYW4YS
WH4TS UP?

[[Translation: Well this is just the detour I wanted from my 1 and 1/2 sweep journey. Some place that I guess is the internet, with nifty consorts and stuff. Even got me a personal one and some cards...that I don't know what they're for. Or this other hand held thing.
I would think I was in a dreambubble, but there's a severe lack of dead people, and unfamiliar scenery.
Anyways. What's up?]]

Comments

[Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Well your D-Comm is dumb.
Also you should probably learn to read, I hear that's helpful in the long run.

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

I've been able to get by okay. You just can't write good.

Re: [Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Oooh, I replace three letters with three different numbers that look like them, on purpose, because that's my decided typing quirk.
Obviously my think pan isn't setting the neurons alight properly and allowing me to use boring plain caps.
Are you always this mean to girls, or is the blind the exception?

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

If you can write you ain't blind.

[Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

What, so blind people can't write now? Wow you are the biggest jerk!

She is totally blind, man. Not screwing with you. I am as serious as a heart attack.

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

How can you write if you can't see what you're writing?

Re: [Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

I memorized the universal position of keys, I wasn't always blind-

She sees by licking and sniffing things, somehow. Her D-Comm is covered in tongue prints so she can figure out where things are.

Ruin the surprise why don't you.

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

But... All you can get with scent is what colors are on the screen, not what the pictures are. And taste isn't as good a sense as smell so that should be more useless.

...

Are you a human?

Re: [Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Scent works well enough, but sometimes I need a better look and my tongue gets a better idea of shapes and what not on pictures and screens.

Nope.
I'm a Troll. I suppose you could call me an alien.

[Audio]

[gotthescent]

[Oh good he's still the human with the best sense of smell XD]

Can all Trolls read with their tongues?

Re: [Audio]

[l4wofl1br4]

Only if they're taught how, and have a reason to be taught.