F1RST! [Text]

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL TH1S 1S JUST TH3 D3TOUR 1 W4NT3D FROM MY 1 AND 1/2 SW33P JOURN3Y
SOM3 PL4C3 TH4T 1 GU3SS 1S TH3 1NT3RN3T BUT W1TH N1FTY CONSORTS 4ND STUFF
3V3N GOT M3 4 P3RSON4L ON3 4ND SOM3 C4RDS...TH4T 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3YR3 FOR
OR TH1S OTH3R H4ND H3LD TH1NG >:?

1 WOULD TH1NK 1 W4S 1N 4 DR34MBUBBL3, BUT TH3R3S 4 S3V3R3 L4CK OF D34D P3OPL3 4ND UNF4M1L14R SC3N3RY

4NYW4YS
WH4TS UP?

[[Translation: Well this is just the detour I wanted from my 1 and 1/2 sweep journey. Some place that I guess is the internet, with nifty consorts and stuff. Even got me a personal one and some cards...that I don't know what they're for. Or this other hand held thing.
I would think I was in a dreambubble, but there's a severe lack of dead people, and unfamiliar scenery.
Anyways. What's up?]]

Comments

[speedfreaktweak]

Yeah but where I come from most Trolls can't even read.

[l4wofl1br4]

YOUR TROLLS SOUND FUCK1NG L4M3

[speedfreaktweak]

Yep, big ugly brutes, no style.

You seem much cooler.

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

OH Y34H 1 4M TH3 COOL3ST
1 L34RN3D HOW TO B3 COOL3R TH4N COOL FROM TH1S HUM4N COOL K1D 1 KNOW
TOG3TH3R W3 4R3 L1K3 1C3

[speedfreaktweak]

Feh humanns. Most of them aren't worth the air they waste.

[l4wofl1br4]

YOU 4R3NT HUM4N?

[speedfreaktweak]

Metahuman. We're the next evolution.

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL YOU KNOW TH3 S4Y1NG
1F 1T LOOKS L1K3 4 QU4CKB34ST
4ND SOUNDS L1K3 4 QU4CKB34ST
4ND SM3LLS L1K3 4 QU4CKB34ST
1TS 4 QU4CKB34ST

SO WH4T M4K3S YOU NOT 4 HUM4N 4CTU4LLY?

[speedfreaktweak]

I have powers! Faster then anything pathetic meat sack human.

[l4wofl1br4]

TH4TS NOT 4 TH1NG 4LL HUM4NS H4V3!?
B3C4US3 4LL TH3 HUM4NS 1 KNOW H4V3 POW3RS, 4ND 1 TH1NK TH31R GU4D14NS H4D POW3RS TOO!
L1K3 MY COOL K1D FR13ND C4N TR4V3L THROUGH T1M3, 4ND 1 TOLD H1M 4LL 4BOUT CH34T1NG TH3 SYST3M W1TH DOOM3D OFFSHOOTS
4ND TH1S OTH3R K1D H4D TH1S W1NDY POW3R
TH3N TH3R3S TH3 OTH3R S33R, WHOS 4 HUM4N 4ND KNOWS TH3 P4THS TO V1CTORY OR SOM3TH1NG

TO B3 HON3ST YOU DONT SOUND TOO SUP3R DUP3R N3XT 3VOLUT1ON

[speedfreaktweak]

Well where I come from not all humans have powers. And the same goes for this world. Some are just lame boring humans that can't do anything special.

[l4wofl1br4]

B3S1D3S CONTROL TH3 POW3RS OF TH3S3 W4NN4B3 LUSUS

[speedfreaktweak]

Exactly. So lame. Separate them from their partners and they're toast.

[l4wofl1br4]

Y34H BUT WHY WOULD TH3Y L34V3 TH13R P4RTN3RS

[speedfreaktweak]

Because seriously, who wants to be standing next to someone every day for the rest of their lives?

Besides it's not hard to separate them. Hell I could just scoop one up and run them miles away before dumping them and go back to beat the tar out of their tamer.

[l4wofl1br4]

B3C4US3 WHO DO3SNT W4NT TO B3 ST4ND1NG N3XT TO SOM3TH1NG TH4T C4N BR34TH F1R3 ON YOUR COMM4ND!

H4H4H4 YOU 4R3 SO SP1T3FUL
1TS SORT OF 4DOR4BL3

[speedfreaktweak]

*sputter noise*

Iamnotadorable!

[l4wofl1br4]

1 D1S4GR33

[speedfreaktweak]

Youcandisagreeallyouwantyou'restillfuckinwrong!

[l4wofl1br4]

WHO4 SLOW DOWN W1TH TH3 WORD JUMBL3S, 1 C4NT SM3LL MY SCR33N TH4T F4ST

[speedfreaktweak]

...smell...your screen?

[l4wofl1br4]

Y3S
B3C4US3 1M BL1ND 1 "S33" W1TH T4ST3 4ND SM3LL
1 TOLD YOU 1T W4S S1MPL3, SUG4R RUSH

[speedfreaktweak]

...what's simple about smelling words? Whatdowordsevensmelllike?!

[l4wofl1br4]

1T USU4LLY SM3LLS L1K3 WH4T3V3R COLOR 1T 1S

[speedfreaktweak]

The color...of words...in text.

Your powers are weeeeeird.