F1RST! [Text]

[l4wofl1br4]

W3LL TH1S 1S JUST TH3 D3TOUR 1 W4NT3D FROM MY 1 AND 1/2 SW33P JOURN3Y
SOM3 PL4C3 TH4T 1 GU3SS 1S TH3 1NT3RN3T BUT W1TH N1FTY CONSORTS 4ND STUFF
3V3N GOT M3 4 P3RSON4L ON3 4ND SOM3 C4RDS...TH4T 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH3YR3 FOR
OR TH1S OTH3R H4ND H3LD TH1NG >:?

1 WOULD TH1NK 1 W4S 1N 4 DR34MBUBBL3, BUT TH3R3S 4 S3V3R3 L4CK OF D34D P3OPL3 4ND UNF4M1L14R SC3N3RY

4NYW4YS
WH4TS UP?

[[Translation: Well this is just the detour I wanted from my 1 and 1/2 sweep journey. Some place that I guess is the internet, with nifty consorts and stuff. Even got me a personal one and some cards...that I don't know what they're for. Or this other hand held thing.
I would think I was in a dreambubble, but there's a severe lack of dead people, and unfamiliar scenery.
Anyways. What's up?]]

Comments

[speedfreaktweak]

*sputter noise*

Iamnotadorable!

[l4wofl1br4]

1 D1S4GR33

[speedfreaktweak]

Youcandisagreeallyouwantyou'restillfuckinwrong!

[l4wofl1br4]

WHO4 SLOW DOWN W1TH TH3 WORD JUMBL3S, 1 C4NT SM3LL MY SCR33N TH4T F4ST

[speedfreaktweak]

...smell...your screen?

[l4wofl1br4]

Y3S
B3C4US3 1M BL1ND 1 "S33" W1TH T4ST3 4ND SM3LL
1 TOLD YOU 1T W4S S1MPL3, SUG4R RUSH

[speedfreaktweak]

...what's simple about smelling words? Whatdowordsevensmelllike?!

[l4wofl1br4]

1T USU4LLY SM3LLS L1K3 WH4T3V3R COLOR 1T 1S

[speedfreaktweak]

The color...of words...in text.

Your powers are weeeeeird.

[l4wofl1br4]

TH4T 1SNT 3V3N 4 POW3R
TH4TS JUST WH4T 1V3 L34RN3D TO DO S1NC3 1 C4NT S33 FUCK 4LL THROUGH MY V1SU4L R3C3PTORS

[speedfreaktweak]

Well it's more useful then some powers I guess. You'd be boned if you couldn't read.

And it's alot more useful then that loser The Geek. All he could do was Stretch. Laaaame.

[l4wofl1br4]

STR3TCH?

[speedfreaktweak]

Yeah, like rubber. He thought he was indestructible. Shows what he knew.

[l4wofl1br4]

SOUNDS BOR1NG

[speedfreaktweak]

Exactly. No where near as cool as being a seer.