[audio from Rise Bracer]

[hedgehammer]

Well... now that that's over and done with.

[It's a woman's voice, a bit gruff sounding and also kind of tired sounding too. Which anyone would be if they had to deal with one Amy Rose.]

Hey uh... Digital World. [She also doesn't sound so sure about addressing a whole lot of folks at once, must be a newbie!] I gotta couple of questions to ask of you, really. Like how to deal with a wild young lady who is way to focused on some... thing incredibly pointless.

Oh... and if there is anyone named Sonic or anyone who knows some girl named Amy, either or would be freakin' great.

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[kenkabanchou]

I ain't Sonic, but I sure know him.

Who's askin'?

[hedgehammer]

Goblimon's my name, and I'm asking because my tamer has been looking for him since she got here.

[kenkabanchou]

Well.

...

Your partner isn't the psychotic homicidal type, is she?

I know Sonic's pissed off about as many people as me, so I need to ask.

[hedgehammer]

Not that I've seen. But she's really...

Monofocused.

[fastest_thingalive]

...

[sigh]

Hi. I'm Sonic. I heard from Miss Satsuma someone was looking for me, so I figured this was inevitable...

[classybatburglar]

Oh, this should be entertaining.

[hedgehammer]

Hey, and yeah sorry about that.

You know a girl called Amy Rose?

[hedgehammer]

Oh? Why do you say that, ma'am?

[fastest_thingalive]

Yes, I do, but I'm not sure I'm the Sonic she knows...

[classybatburglar]

Amy is always good for a chuckle or two.

[hedgehammer]

Oh I figured that out when that lady, Miss Satsuma, was helping us mentioned you have a girlfriend already.

I don't think Amy listened.

[hedgehammer]

Ah... You're one of them types, nice to know.

[fastest_thingalive]

This is gonna be a headache.

[classybatburglar]

Apparently I am.

[hedgehammer]

You think?

At least you don't have to listen to her prattle on about your ass the majority of the time. [Goblimon does not have a high opinion of you, Sonic.]

[hedgehammer]

Well good for you, now shoo.

[fastest_thingalive]

... You know, normally I'd make some snide remark, but I actually sympathize with you in this case.

[classybatburglar]

[sound of chuckling, and nothing more]

[hedgehammer]

Oh that's good of you, Sonic.


Eh, Goblimon who are you talking to?

[kenkabanchou]

...huh.

[looks down]

...

Well.

S'long as she's not gonna kill anybody.

[hedgehammer]

I doubt she's capable of doing that, sir.

[fastest_thingalive]

... Hi, Amy.

[kenkabanchou]

Okay then!

Have fun with that.

[hedgehammer]

...

You're kinda useless aren't ya?

[hedgehammer]

[Pardon the sounds of a scuffle on this end, Goblimon is trying to keep her Rise Bracer away from Amy right now.

It doesn't work.]

Sonic! I've been looking for you since I got here, and no one was much help either!

[fastest_thingalive]

Yeah, Amy, I have a question to ask you.

Have you ever heard of a place called Mobius?

[hedgehammer]

[The weird question actually catches her off guard there, Sonic.]

Ah... no? Should I?

[fastest_thingalive]

Yeah, that's what I figured.

Amy, I'm not from your world. I'm a different version of Sonic.

[kenkabanchou]

Nnnnnnnnnnope.

But a man learns not to butt his head into certain matters when it comes to girls.

[hedgehammer]

Yet there is more to this then that, boy.

[kenkabanchou]

I'm pretty sure I'd end up pissing this girl off more than she's gonna be.

And she's gonna be.

[hedgehammer]

... And? You're still Sonic.

[swooosh, you're gonna have to actually explain it more than that.]

[hedgehammer]

So... you're that scared of a little girl?

[kenkabanchou]

Nope.

Just rather not hurt a lady's feelings anymore than they might end up being.

[hedgehammer]

Oh, here I thought you meant fisticuffs.

And honestly... I dunno if you can, she's pretty good at ignoring things she doesn't want to realize, kid.

[kenkabanchou]

Not about to fight some girl I don't even know. Unless she, y'know, was the homicidal type.

But I get ya. I can keep an eye on things if he needs a hand, but I don't think I'd help things.

[hedgehammer]

Hrmph. This isn't going to go well anyway, with or without help.

[illuminatings]

I could try to help.

[hedgehammer]

Okay, how so you get someone to actually accept the truth then kid?

[fastest_thingalive]

Amy, I'm guessing the feelings you have are for the Sonic you know. I've led a completely different life. I'm not him at all.

And... I already have a girlfriend anyway.

1/?

[hedgehammer]

Ahahahaha

2/?

[hedgehammer]

That's not a very funny joke, Sonic.

3/4

[hedgehammer]

[siiiiiiiiilence

with what might be a loud crash from a bit away]

[hedgehammer]

[still silence and then Goblimon speaks.]

... That could've gone better.

You owe me a new door, by the way, boy.

[kenkabanchou]

And this is why I kept my nose out of it...

[fastest_thingalive]

It was what I needed to do, regardless.

And yeah, I'll pay you for the door.

[hedgehammer]

Hm, better now than later at least.

Thanks.

[illuminatings]

You either let them know about it gently, sort of like how a compliment sandwich works, or just let them have it the hard way. The way you go about it is key, of course - either using firm, but comforting words will work or if they're too stubborn, then there's always the option to "beat sense" into them.