[locked from Amy and hostiles (there's a difference?)]

[fastest_thingalive]

So, guys, I have a problem.

An alternate of this person I know in my world showed up, and she has this... crush on me. Besides me and Sally hooking up before she got sent back... well...

In my world, she's a little girl who got aged up being... well, my age, more or less, but it's hard not seeing her as a child.

I tried to tell her this, and... well, she's pretty much pissed at me.

What do I do, Digital World? This is like some kind of bad soap opera plot and I'm pretty tired of it.

Comments

[unreliablenarrarator]

Do nothing. Poking at an angry girl is a bad idea, period.

[fastest_thingalive]

Seems kinda cowardly, if you ask me.

[unreliablenarrarator]

No, cowardly would've been not telling her anything at all, Sonic.

[fastest_thingalive]

Yeah, but... I can't just leave her like this.

[unreliablenarrarator]

She's angry at you, right?

Is she the type of person who wants the thing they're angry at around, at all? Really, you'd probably do better to leave her alone until she comes to you.

[fastest_thingalive]

... That makes sense. Not really my style, but makes sense...

[unreliablenarrarator]

Would you rather make sense or get hit?

[fastest_thingalive]

I'll get back to you on that.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... The fact you need to think about it says something about you, Sonic.

[fastest_thingalive]

'Scuse me? I can take a punch, is all.

[unreliablenarrarator]

All I'm saying is you seem to want to make this troublesome for you and her.

Be it via getting hit by her for bugging her or just... whatever else could happen.

[fastest_thingalive]

... I see what you mean.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Really?

[doubts you Sonic, doubts.]

[fastest_thingalive]

Uh. Yeah?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Ah well.

Good luck with your crazy girl, Sonic.

[fastest_thingalive]

Thanks, I guess. Good luck with yours.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Dunno what you're talking about, but I can say that if I had a crazy girl around at least she doesn't want to kill me.

[yet.]

[uberlikehermama]

... She doesn't understand the part where you're not the Sonic that she knows?

[fastest_thingalive]

She does. Now.

[uberlikehermama]

... So why is she angry at you?

[fastest_thingalive]

That's what I want to know, kid.

[uberlikehermama]

You sure you didn't do something else to make her mad?

[dontcallmetails]

At least in the end she isn't trying to crush you.

I am...hard pressed to believe I'm about to do this but my advice? Be honest with her. Simply tell her you are not interested in her like that and never will be.

If she is like your...Amy was it? And she is still the opposite of Rosie the Rascal she should, hopefully, accept it. She may be sad but if you want it to stop, you can't spare her feelings.

[fastest_thingalive]

... Okay, I'm a bit shocked you're giving me the time of day on this, Miles.

But either way, I'm not sure I can do more than what I have been doing.

[dontcallmetails]

You and I both, Sonic.

And what have you been doing then? Perhaps I can point out the flaws in your strategy and we can both feel a little more at ease with this situation.

[fastest_thingalive]

I told her flat out what the situation was, and that I wasn't her Sonic. She responded by getting angry and taking out her hammer.

[dontcallmetails]

She sounds more like Rosie than I thought.

And you expressed that you were not going to return her feeling, yes?

[fastest_thingalive]

Pretty much. Unless I didn't make it clear enough without realizing it.

[dontcallmetails]

You may need to be exactly honest. Tell her how you feel and leave nothing out. Don't sugarcoat any of it. And if she is still angry, it's her own issue.

Though I must say it's funny how you and Scourge seem to always have women problems.

[fastest_thingalive]

I didn't sugarcoat anything. I'm pretty sure I also mentioned Sally, or the fact that I was in a relationship...

Ha ha. Hilarious.

[dontcallmetails]

Then the problem resides with her and her alone. She'll either get over it or she won't.

And it isn't my fault there is a similarity.

[fastest_thingalive]

Don't compare me to him. Don't.

[dontcallmetails]

Seems I've hit a sore spot.

Then again...fine. I'll drop it.

[fastest_thingalive]

Please do.

[dontcallmetails]

Again, your best chances are to tell her the entire truth and leave nothing out. If she still continues to be angry with you for such petty reasons, leave her be and perhaps she will mature and move on.

[straycatgunning]

Is she the one having trouble accepting things, or are you?
Cause if you're the one with trouble seeing her as not the one you know, I say you both got some problem with seeing things as what they are.

[fastest_thingalive]

I think my circumstances are a bit different here. I respect the Amy of my universe, and though she has a crush on me there too, there are reasons why I can't return it.

I can respect her no problem. But being reminded of that sort of thing is kind of a squick factor that I really can't see going away.

[straycatgunning]

Well its not like she's asking you to reciprocate is she?

[fastest_thingalive]

I think she's angry I can't.

[straycatgunning]

Guess you'll have to start running from her or something then, whenever she gets close.

[fastest_thingalive]

... what kind of jerk would do that?

[straycatgunning]

The kind of jerk that doesn't want to get up by an irrationally angry girl?

[fastest_thingalive]

Eh. Like I told Kyon, I can take a punch.

[dontquestionme]

All you can do is be honest.

She'll either deal with it, or she won't.

You'll just have to accept it either way.

[fastest_thingalive]

That's what people keep telling me, yeah...