[Audio]

[scarybarrellove]

So...

Um.

I don't suppose anyone could tell me WHY I'm locked in a set of stocks in the middle of Flower Paradise?!

Where did they even GET these things?! I didn't see them when we arrived here!

I don't know whether to blame Dracomon for this, or Gyoro and Ururun... Dracomon isn't anywhere to be seen, and neither of the dragons are telling me anything!

Comments

[audio]

[unreliablenarrarator]

... Maybe you pissed off the wrong person?

[there is the sound of someone trying to not laugh in the background, it's Neemon.]

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[scarybarrellove]

I don't remember pissing off anyone! I didn't do anything!

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[unreliablenarrarator]

Then maybe you pissed off the right person by doing nothing?

Or Dragon boy is into some really kinky shit.

[sigh]

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[scarybarrellove]

No, that can't be it, Naga and I came here for the sheer purpose of doing something...

Wait, you don't think it was another woman, do you?!

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[unreliablenarrarator]

... or it could be Naga who did it.

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[scarybarrellove]

...

No, that doesn't sound right.

...

Does it?

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[unreliablenarrarator]

I don't know, I don't know this Naga person at all.

[enemyofallwholive]

...

[audible sigh]

[scarybarrellove]

What?! Who's that?!

Come on, it's not comfortable here!

[enemyofallwholive]

Lina Inverse...

...

That's pretty sad, man. Even for you.

[scarybarrellove]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

[enemyofallwholive]

That's what you all say.

[scarybarrellove]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard from Naga about YOUR exploits...

[enemyofallwholive]

All lies.

[scarybarrellove]

I've seen the wanted posters for wanton property destruction in Tetha!

[enemyofallwholive]

When it was run by an evil dictator!

But I thought-

SHUT UP, DRACOMON.

[scarybarrellove]

I'm not sure I should be taking criticism from the enemy of all who dine...

[kenkabanchou]

What, or who, did you do now?

[scarybarrellove]

I didn't do anything!

I came here on a date with Naga! She went to the spa, and I went to the marketplace to get her a gift!

Next thing I know, I'm waking up here!

[kenkabanchou]

Likely story.

[scarybarrellove]

Come on, I've only been with Naga for over a year now!

Get me outta here, would you?

[kenkabanchou]

Gotta know why you're there, first, man.

[scarybarrellove]

If I knew that, don't you think I'd have complained about it by now?!

[kenkabanchou]

Yeah, yeah.

[sigh]

You still got DATS creds and stuff, don't you?

[scarybarrellove]

I... uh... I think so?

I can't exactly reach my D-Reader right now...

[kenkabanchou]

...

One of us is going to have to come down there.

Aren't we.

[scarybarrellove]

I'd... I'd really appreciate it...

[video]

[noblewomans_laugh]

What?! HOW DARE THEY BLAME YOU FOR-

...

Absolutely nothing. >_>;

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[scarybarrellove]

Naga?

Naga, where are you?! What's going on ?!

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[noblewomans_laugh]

I'm fine, sweetie. Just hold on a bit... I'll get you out of this.

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[scarybarrellove]

Nagaaaaaaaa, why do I always get in trouble whenever I try to do something nice for you..?

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[noblewomans_laugh]

You just have bad luck, sweetheart.

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[enemyofallwholive]

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[noblewomans_laugh]

...

what?