Head-Mecha Counter: 001 [Video Post]

[hammerspace_head]

[The video comes on as the D-Comm hits the ground. A boy is seen as he bounces on the ground a few times from his landing before skidding to a stop. His leg twitches twice before he rolls over with a groan. He sits up and looks around, his school uniform disheveled and missing a few buttons thanks to the fall.]

What that...? Where am I? How did I get in a forest when I was in my room?!

[He scratches his head and groans.]

What is happening now?! AAAAH!

[Suddenly the top of his head begins to expand. Two large horns seem to grow from his head, bursting out of his hair.]

W-What?! Not agaaaaaaaaah!

[He starts to thrash as the horns grow bigger. Something seems to be coming out of his head. The horns turn gray and begin to resemble...a taser? Out of nowhere a Kokuwamon pops out of his head and hits the ground with a thud. Both parties just lay there, dazed and groaning as the camera cuts out.]

Comments

[hammerspace_head]

That's good. What's an E-Tank?

[fasternlightbot]

It's, um, this can of liquid energy I guess?

[hammerspace_head]

What's it taste like?

[fasternlightbot]

It's hard to describe. Kinda sweet but sour at the same time. I haven't found a food that taste like it.

[hammerspace_head]

I hate anything that's sour. I wouldn't like it.

[fasternlightbot]

You probably wouldn't want to eat it either way. I don't think it's safe for squishes to ingest.

What do you like to eat then?

[hammerspace_head]

Anything as long as it isn't spicy, bitter, or sour.

[fasternlightbot]

Hm, I'll keep that in mind.

[hammerspace_head]

If you want. [Shrugs.]

[fasternlightbot]

Ouch, that's some in difference you have there.

[hammerspace_head]

Why would you wanna remember something like that anyway?

[fasternlightbot]

Because I cook and sometimes make more than I can eat. If I know what you like, I know what to offer and what not so it doesn't go to waste.

[hammerspace_head]

[Blink. Blink.]

Thanks...

[fasternlightbot]

Eh, don't mention it.

[hammerspace_head]

Do you know how I can get out of this forest?

[fasternlightbot]

There's a map on the D-comm. And there's the lightposts that can teleport you to other areas if you have data required. Where do you want to go?

[hammerspace_head]

A city. I don't care where.

[fasternlightbot]

[attached: lightpost data for Neon]

Most people end up living there.

[hammerspace_head]

Thank you.

[Attachment: Received.]

[fasternlightbot]

No problem. Good luck.

[hammerspace_head]

I'll try. See you around.