Head-Mecha Counter: 001 [Video Post]

[hammerspace_head]

[The video comes on as the D-Comm hits the ground. A boy is seen as he bounces on the ground a few times from his landing before skidding to a stop. His leg twitches twice before he rolls over with a groan. He sits up and looks around, his school uniform disheveled and missing a few buttons thanks to the fall.]

What that...? Where am I? How did I get in a forest when I was in my room?!

[He scratches his head and groans.]

What is happening now?! AAAAH!

[Suddenly the top of his head begins to expand. Two large horns seem to grow from his head, bursting out of his hair.]

W-What?! Not agaaaaaaaaah!

[He starts to thrash as the horns grow bigger. Something seems to be coming out of his head. The horns turn gray and begin to resemble...a taser? Out of nowhere a Kokuwamon pops out of his head and hits the ground with a thud. Both parties just lay there, dazed and groaning as the camera cuts out.]

Comments

[spicysoursweet]

...Oro?

[hammerspace_head]

[Sorry Haruko, the boy seems to not have heard you and is yelling.]

What the?! What are you?!

I'm a Digimon! What are you?! How did I get here?!

How should I know?! You're the one who popped out of my head!

Exactly! How did I pop out of your head?!

I don't know!

[Poor boy puts a hand on his forehead and groans.]

[spicysoursweet]

Pfft...

Heh heh heh heh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

1/3

[hammerspace_head]

[The boy sits up and his eyes go wide. That laugh...]

2/3

[hammerspace_head]

[He slowly turns towards the source of the laugh. He knows that laugh...]

3/3

[hammerspace_head]

[He jumps to his feet and looks around, the shock quickly wearing away into his usual response to hearing or seeing or being in the general vicinity of the woman/alien/Vespa woman, irritation and yelling.]

Haruko?! Where are you?! Come on out!

[Audio]

[readmyback]

[Stares at his D-Comm for a good long while before saying anything.]

What the hell was that.

Re: 3/3

[spicysoursweet]

[Still giggling wickedly]

Ta-kuuuuuuuuuun~

[pillowcatchermaster]

That... was kind of disturbing, kyu...

[fasternlightbot]

Whoa, what did I just watch...

[hammerspace_head]

[His eyes scan the surrounding area and find the source of the noise. He stomps over and picks up the D-Comm and glares down at it.]

This is your fault, isn't it?!

Re: [Audio]

[hammerspace_head]

I have no idea. Don't ask me.

[hammerspace_head]

Try having it happen to you sometime.

[hammerspace_head]

A digimon, or something like that, popping out of my head. That's what.

I'm pretty sure the question wasn't literal.

Shut up. That's the answer he's getting.

[Audio]

[readmyback]

...but it's your head.

Re: [Audio]

[hammerspace_head]

So? Doesn't mean I control what happens to it.

[fasternlightbot]

Well as long as I'm not seeing things...

Uh-huh. And this is normal for you? Because that's the freakiest shit I've ever seen.

[hammerspace_head]

It wasn't always. Don't get run over by a yellow Vespa being driven by an alien.

[Audio]

[readmyback]

...I guess not.

[He thought that he'd gotten used to weird shit here, but nope.]

...Well...um...welcome to the Digital World. I see you've met your partner.

Re: [Audio]

[hammerspace_head]

Yeah...partner.

Digital world? I'm in a whole different world? How do I get home?

[fasternlightbot]

Sucks to be you. Huh, yellow Vespa... okay. Thanks for the warning?

[hammerspace_head]

You don't know the half of it.

Who are you, anyway?

[pillowcatchermaster]

How... why did it happen, kyu?

[Audio]

[readmyback]

[He's just gonna stay like this for a while. Seriously, did you see that!?]

You...uh...can't. We're all stuck here.

[hammerspace_head]

My brains missing and there's a giant portal in my skull. That's how.

...That sounds ridiculous.