Head-Mecha Counter: 001 [Video Post]

[hammerspace_head]

[The video comes on as the D-Comm hits the ground. A boy is seen as he bounces on the ground a few times from his landing before skidding to a stop. His leg twitches twice before he rolls over with a groan. He sits up and looks around, his school uniform disheveled and missing a few buttons thanks to the fall.]

What that...? Where am I? How did I get in a forest when I was in my room?!

[He scratches his head and groans.]

What is happening now?! AAAAH!

[Suddenly the top of his head begins to expand. Two large horns seem to grow from his head, bursting out of his hair.]

W-What?! Not agaaaaaaaaah!

[He starts to thrash as the horns grow bigger. Something seems to be coming out of his head. The horns turn gray and begin to resemble...a taser? Out of nowhere a Kokuwamon pops out of his head and hits the ground with a thud. Both parties just lay there, dazed and groaning as the camera cuts out.]

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

Well as long as I'm not seeing things...

Uh-huh. And this is normal for you? Because that's the freakiest shit I've ever seen.

[hammerspace_head]

It wasn't always. Don't get run over by a yellow Vespa being driven by an alien.

[fasternlightbot]

Sucks to be you. Huh, yellow Vespa... okay. Thanks for the warning?

[hammerspace_head]

You don't know the half of it.

Who are you, anyway?

[fasternlightbot]

It gets worse than things popping out of your head?

Quick, fastest 'bot ever built. You?

[hammerspace_head]

One of the robots that popped out of my head had a habit of eating me. I'm Naota.

...You're a robot? You weren't build by Medical Meccanica were you?

[fasternlightbot]

Ew.

One hundred percent. And no; I'm a Wilybot. If you haven't heard of me, then we're not from the same world.

Oh, and I don't eat people, if that's a thing robots from your world do.

[hammerspace_head]

Just Canti. The others just tried to crush the town. And good to hear you don't eat people. What do you eat then?

[fasternlightbot]

Ah, I'm not big enough to crush towns. E-tanks normally, but I like anything sweet really.

[hammerspace_head]

That's good. What's an E-Tank?

[fasternlightbot]

It's, um, this can of liquid energy I guess?

[hammerspace_head]

What's it taste like?

[fasternlightbot]

It's hard to describe. Kinda sweet but sour at the same time. I haven't found a food that taste like it.

[hammerspace_head]

I hate anything that's sour. I wouldn't like it.

[fasternlightbot]

You probably wouldn't want to eat it either way. I don't think it's safe for squishes to ingest.

What do you like to eat then?

[hammerspace_head]

Anything as long as it isn't spicy, bitter, or sour.

[fasternlightbot]

Hm, I'll keep that in mind.

[hammerspace_head]

If you want. [Shrugs.]

[fasternlightbot]

Ouch, that's some in difference you have there.

[hammerspace_head]

Why would you wanna remember something like that anyway?

[fasternlightbot]

Because I cook and sometimes make more than I can eat. If I know what you like, I know what to offer and what not so it doesn't go to waste.

[hammerspace_head]

[Blink. Blink.]

Thanks...

[fasternlightbot]

Eh, don't mention it.

[hammerspace_head]

Do you know how I can get out of this forest?

[fasternlightbot]

There's a map on the D-comm. And there's the lightposts that can teleport you to other areas if you have data required. Where do you want to go?