Head-Mecha Counter: 001 [Video Post]

[hammerspace_head]

[The video comes on as the D-Comm hits the ground. A boy is seen as he bounces on the ground a few times from his landing before skidding to a stop. His leg twitches twice before he rolls over with a groan. He sits up and looks around, his school uniform disheveled and missing a few buttons thanks to the fall.]

What that...? Where am I? How did I get in a forest when I was in my room?!

[He scratches his head and groans.]

What is happening now?! AAAAH!

[Suddenly the top of his head begins to expand. Two large horns seem to grow from his head, bursting out of his hair.]

W-What?! Not agaaaaaaaaah!

[He starts to thrash as the horns grow bigger. Something seems to be coming out of his head. The horns turn gray and begin to resemble...a taser? Out of nowhere a Kokuwamon pops out of his head and hits the ground with a thud. Both parties just lay there, dazed and groaning as the camera cuts out.]

Comments

[spicysoursweet]

...Oro?

[hammerspace_head]

[Sorry Haruko, the boy seems to not have heard you and is yelling.]

What the?! What are you?!

I'm a Digimon! What are you?! How did I get here?!

How should I know?! You're the one who popped out of my head!

Exactly! How did I pop out of your head?!

I don't know!

[Poor boy puts a hand on his forehead and groans.]

[spicysoursweet]

Pfft...

Heh heh heh heh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

1/3

[hammerspace_head]

[The boy sits up and his eyes go wide. That laugh...]

2/3

[hammerspace_head]

[He slowly turns towards the source of the laugh. He knows that laugh...]

3/3

[hammerspace_head]

[He jumps to his feet and looks around, the shock quickly wearing away into his usual response to hearing or seeing or being in the general vicinity of the woman/alien/Vespa woman, irritation and yelling.]

Haruko?! Where are you?! Come on out!

Re: 3/3

[spicysoursweet]

[Still giggling wickedly]

Ta-kuuuuuuuuuun~

[hammerspace_head]

[His eyes scan the surrounding area and find the source of the noise. He stomps over and picks up the D-Comm and glares down at it.]

This is your fault, isn't it?!

[spicysoursweet]

Nyeahahaha~ Are you sure you didn't just miss me and came looking for me Ta-kun?

[hammerspace_head]

[That angry looks falters as he blushes. He looks away from the camera, trying to get annoyed again.]

Right...like I'd do something like that.

[spicysoursweet]

Aw so cruel~

Well it's out of your hands now. You're just gonna have to adjust. And I know how much you hate that.

[hammerspace_head]

It's stupid. Why do I get dragged into a new world out of nowhere and get a digimon that pops out of my head?

...So where are you?

[spicysoursweet]

Because YOU are the chosen one!

[hammerspace_head]

Chosen one?! What are you talking about?!

[spicysoursweet]

Great evil spreads throughout the land. Chaos. Destruction! Sin and Vice! Corruption! And one man can rise above it all! One man, and his mon!

TAKUN! Are you a bad enough dude to save the digital world!?!

[hammerspace_head]

Wait! What?! You sound like you're reading the back of a JRPG game!

Why do I have to save the world?! And you dodged my question!

[spicysoursweet]

I have no idea what you're talking about~

[But in the backround you can hear some very suspicious sounding video game sounds]

You could let the world burn if you want. It's no skin off my nose

[hammerspace_head]

Yes you do! [FLAIL then sudden stop.]

...But why would I want to let that happen?

[spicysoursweet]

Because it's easier then trying. And much easier then forcing yourself to eat something you don't like.

[hammerspace_head]

I just don't like certain things. Everyone has tastes like that. And I can to try!

[spicysoursweet]

Oh ho ho? And what are you going to try first?

[hammerspace_head]

[A moment of silence.]

I'M GONNA FIND YOU, THAT'S WHAT!

[spicysoursweet]

Oh yeah?

QUICK BEHIND YOU!!!!

[She isn't there though, she's just messing with him naturally]

[hammerspace_head]

AAAH!

[He flinches and spins around. He stares at the empty space for a moment before glaring at his D-Comm.]

That wasn't funny!

[spicysoursweet]

Then why I am laughing?