Head-Mecha Counter: 001 [Video Post]

[hammerspace_head]

[The video comes on as the D-Comm hits the ground. A boy is seen as he bounces on the ground a few times from his landing before skidding to a stop. His leg twitches twice before he rolls over with a groan. He sits up and looks around, his school uniform disheveled and missing a few buttons thanks to the fall.]

What that...? Where am I? How did I get in a forest when I was in my room?!

[He scratches his head and groans.]

What is happening now?! AAAAH!

[Suddenly the top of his head begins to expand. Two large horns seem to grow from his head, bursting out of his hair.]

W-What?! Not agaaaaaaaaah!

[He starts to thrash as the horns grow bigger. Something seems to be coming out of his head. The horns turn gray and begin to resemble...a taser? Out of nowhere a Kokuwamon pops out of his head and hits the ground with a thud. Both parties just lay there, dazed and groaning as the camera cuts out.]

Comments

[spicysoursweet]

Aw so cruel~

Well it's out of your hands now. You're just gonna have to adjust. And I know how much you hate that.

[hammerspace_head]

It's stupid. Why do I get dragged into a new world out of nowhere and get a digimon that pops out of my head?

...So where are you?

[spicysoursweet]

Because YOU are the chosen one!

[hammerspace_head]

Chosen one?! What are you talking about?!

[spicysoursweet]

Great evil spreads throughout the land. Chaos. Destruction! Sin and Vice! Corruption! And one man can rise above it all! One man, and his mon!

TAKUN! Are you a bad enough dude to save the digital world!?!

[hammerspace_head]

Wait! What?! You sound like you're reading the back of a JRPG game!

Why do I have to save the world?! And you dodged my question!

[spicysoursweet]

I have no idea what you're talking about~

[But in the backround you can hear some very suspicious sounding video game sounds]

You could let the world burn if you want. It's no skin off my nose

[hammerspace_head]

Yes you do! [FLAIL then sudden stop.]

...But why would I want to let that happen?

[spicysoursweet]

Because it's easier then trying. And much easier then forcing yourself to eat something you don't like.

[hammerspace_head]

I just don't like certain things. Everyone has tastes like that. And I can to try!

[spicysoursweet]

Oh ho ho? And what are you going to try first?

[hammerspace_head]

[A moment of silence.]

I'M GONNA FIND YOU, THAT'S WHAT!

[spicysoursweet]

Oh yeah?

QUICK BEHIND YOU!!!!

[She isn't there though, she's just messing with him naturally]

[hammerspace_head]

AAAH!

[He flinches and spins around. He stares at the empty space for a moment before glaring at his D-Comm.]

That wasn't funny!

[spicysoursweet]

Then why I am laughing?

[hammerspace_head]

Because you enjoy tormenting me?

[spicysoursweet]

So cruel Ta-kun~ So cruel!

It's not like you don't enjoy it~

[hammerspace_head]

What?! I don't enjoy it at all!

[spicysoursweet]

Oh? Then maybe I should go again. Vanish mysteriously into the digital world! Take on a new name, new identity! I could be the Batista at your coffee shop, your substitute teacher! Your new mailman!

[hammerspace_head]

That's not fair! You make fun of me and run off again?! You're just immature and run away, don't you?!

[spicysoursweet]

I'm wild and free, free of Masbase~

And now...so are you. What to do now?

[hammerspace_head]

Free...

[He goes quiet for a moment.]

I...don't know.

[spicysoursweet]

Suddenly the cage is gone, no supervision, no rules. It's scary how much space you have to roam. How much could happen.

Good and bad.

[hammerspace_head]

So what?! It's what I always wanted! Maybe something exciting can happen now!

[spicysoursweet]

Then why are your knees feeling so wobbly?

And your face so hot?

Your belly has ants in it creepy crawling around oooooo~ Tingles.