[Locked to the Robot Masters] [Video]

[lvl9finalboss]

Attention, minions of Wily!

It has come to my recent attention that you are without a boss.

As it just so happens, I am in need of new boss minions.

We can do great things for each other.

I can't WAIT to hear back from you.

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[metal_blader]

You don't waste time, do you?

[fasternlightbot]

Uh-huh, what exactly do you mean by "boss minion"?

[lvl9finalboss]

I gave you all a couple of weeks to find your footing.

And I'm a busy man.

If you'd prefer, I could make small-talk?

How's Crash's Pipi?

[amadmansshadow]

... [Just gonna. Not say anything.]

[lvl9finalboss]

I have castles full of minions, and no level bosses.

The castles need that personal touch of a lord, and the minions need direction. You won't be higher up than me. So you'll be a boss-level minion.

[metal_blader]

...

You spying on us, turtleface?

[lvl9finalboss]

I spy on everyone.

It's the mark of a good villain.

[lvl9finalboss]

The Ninja, yes?

I'm not expecting much out of you.

[amadmansshadow]

Hrn.

[metal_blader]

Uh huh.

So what's in it for us? We kind of have our own base now.

[lvl9finalboss]

An empty base, barring Wily's traps and your own upgrades. Given how half of you are weak to each other's weapons, I don't expect that's going to work out well in the long run.

And as I mentioned to the speed demon, I just so happen to have minions without bosses. Additionally, I have empty castles that need some people to man them and make their own upgrades.

You could all have your own territory again.

And if Wily comes back, I won't even expect you to continue your service to me.

[lvl9finalboss]

What, you deny it?

You're gonna give me the time of day after all?

[metal_blader]

And we go from watching one empty castle to watching several, without the pleasure of each other's company.

I want some action, Bowser.

[amadmansshadow]

I see no reason to speak to you at all, lizard.

[fasternlightbot]

So the same position we normally have. I don't know, getting power for another villain seems a bit counter productive for us.

[lvl9finalboss]

Perhaps you missed my point.

You get minions. You get territory. You get resources. And you get autonomy.

You MAKE YOUR OWN ACTION, with the weight of a nation behind you.

And all you've got to do is run a castle and protect it from invasion. ... Well, and maintain a suitable standard of evil in my name.

[metal_blader]

Hrm.

You make a good case, then.

[lvl9finalboss]

Your boss isn't here. I see no reason for you to do much of anything, Ninja.

Or would you prefer I call him Daimyo?

[lvl9finalboss]

Pretty much.

Lemme ask you this, have you got any better schemes in the works?

And have you got anyone to back you up if things go south?

[lvl9finalboss]

And let's not delude ourselves.

You're loyal to Wily.

I won't even hold it against you if you betray me.

I'll still crush you like a Goomba mind you, but that's just good leadership.

[amadmansshadow]

It's Lord Wily.

[fasternlightbot]

...I'll let Metal decide this.

[metal_blader]

Yeah, no.

The only way I see this working is if we're considered freelancers. We work for you, but it's our choice when and how we leave.

No fiery retribution, no hard feelings. We do what we're paid to do and nothing more, capiche?

[lvl9finalboss]

It's Doctor Wily to his contemporaries.

If I wanted to cheese you off, I'd call him Albert.

Whatever the case, you're without a master right now.

[amadmansshadow]

You don't know much do you?

Wily-dono may not be here, but he is still the one I obey without question.