chapter two [Video]

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

[The D-Comm clicks on and one Gaomon is holding it. He smirks at the camera and tilts his head a bit.]

Hello everyone. I think you should all see this.

[He turns the camera to the couch to show a very tiny Paulo sitting there, his tail whipping up a storm against the cushions as he pouts.]

Turn that off you jerk! I don't want people seeing me like this! [The poor Somali grabs a pillow and tries to hide behind it.]

Ain't he adorable, folks? But you know what would make him more adorable?

[Breaker sets down the D-Comm and walks off. The camera stays on the couch. Soon Paulo crawls out from under his pillow and looks around.]

Breaker? Breaker? [He looks left, then right.] Where did that old bastard go?

[A shadow looms over Paulo and he looks up. He flails in true cartoon fashion as a bucket full of water rains down upon him, soaking him and the couch.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bark! Bark! Bark! [The barking results in a sad looking wet cat huddled against the soaked cushions in terror. The Gaomon's laughter can be heard as he comes around and turns off the D-Comm.]

Comments

[kung_fu_rider]

... I'm starting to think you've got miserable luck, Paulo.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

...Tell me about it.

[kung_fu_rider]

You need a pick-me-up? I've had a long day myself, I'd be willing to treat you to some ice cream after all that.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

Ice cream does sound good.

[kung_fu_rider]

I'll come and get you. You can ride in my saddlebag if you're really as tiny as you look.

Not sure how to get a helmet for that size that would actually work...

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

Sounds like a plan! And yeah...I am this tiny.