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Paulo Somali ([personal profile] ikissedaboyandlikedit) wrote in [community profile] digital_dive2012-05-18 02:47 pm
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chapter two [Video]

[The D-Comm clicks on and one Gaomon is holding it. He smirks at the camera and tilts his head a bit.]

Hello everyone. I think you should all see this.

[He turns the camera to the couch to show a very tiny Paulo sitting there, his tail whipping up a storm against the cushions as he pouts.]

Turn that off you jerk! I don't want people seeing me like this! [The poor Somali grabs a pillow and tries to hide behind it.]

Ain't he adorable, folks? But you know what would make him more adorable?

[Breaker sets down the D-Comm and walks off. The camera stays on the couch. Soon Paulo crawls out from under his pillow and looks around.]

Breaker? Breaker? [He looks left, then right.] Where did that old bastard go?

[A shadow looms over Paulo and he looks up. He flails in true cartoon fashion as a bucket full of water rains down upon him, soaking him and the couch.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bark! Bark! Bark! [The barking results in a sad looking wet cat huddled against the soaked cushions in terror. The Gaomon's laughter can be heard as he comes around and turns off the D-Comm.]
readmyback: (annoyed)

[Audio]

[personal profile] readmyback 2012-05-22 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to be full-sized to kick yer ass, ya know.
readmyback: (annoyed)

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[personal profile] readmyback 2012-05-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Funny. That's just like I'll treat you.

[A while later there's a tiny knock at the door. Because Sadamitsu didn't think this through and can't quite reach the doorknob.]
readmyback: (annoyed)

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[personal profile] readmyback 2012-05-29 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nothing more is heard from the door for a while. During that time Sadamitsu is dragging a potted plant over, eventually getting it close enough that he can use the rim of the pot as a step to reach the doorknob. He tries it.]
readmyback: (sword)

[Action]

[personal profile] readmyback 2012-06-03 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Sadamitsu leaps in wielding a full-sized bokuto. Apparently his strength hasn't been reduced too much. The overall effect is ridiculous, but stopping to laugh could prove painful, since he's coming in swinging.]
readmyback: (sword)

[Action]

[personal profile] readmyback 2012-06-03 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Cuz I don't like it when people pick on people who can't fight back.

[Sadamitsu charges in after Breaker, still swinging.]
readmyback: (sword)

[Action]

[personal profile] readmyback 2012-06-03 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Not when you're a coward and sneak up on him when he's this small. He obviously ain't where he can defend himself like this yet.

[He's not letting up and brings the bokuto down at Breaker.]
readmyback: (sword)

[Action]

[personal profile] readmyback 2012-06-04 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll just keep swinging, not wanting to let Breaker get time to recover.]

Yeah, but there's better ways to teach someone that!
readmyback: (annoyed)

[Action]

[personal profile] readmyback 2012-06-04 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Sadamitsu squats down next to Breaker and rests his out-of-proportion bokuto on his shoulder.]

Don't pull shit like that again, got it?
readmyback: (serious)

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[personal profile] readmyback 2012-06-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sadamitsu smirks. It's a little evil-looking this time.]

Good dog.

[He stands and heads out, forgetting to put back the potted plant that's now a bit of a trip hazard outside the door.]