[audio] [locked to the Wilybots and Bowser]

[drillsforhands]

Sooooo... Sulfur Butt [That's Bowser] or Metal or whoever is in charge now.

We actually gonna do anything or just let all the good guys beat each other up or something?

[A pause then.] Cause I am really hoping we're gonna do something, cause I'm getting bored.

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[fasternlightbot]

H-hey! I'm not crazy! How am I crazy?!

[drillsforhands]

But you are! By like, normal people standards, which is what makes you cool to me.

[fasternlightbot]

Mrph...

Normal is boring boring boring.

I guess.

[drillsforhands]

Your digimon has got it right, yanno, so don't be huffy.

[fasternlightbot]

I'm not huffy.

Huffy puffy.

Oh don't you start.

Coolest huffy puff.

...uh-huh.

[drillsforhands]

At least it's not calling you mom, Huffy butt.

[fasternlightbot]

Don't give it any ideas!

[drillsforhands]

Not my fault if it decides to call you that!

[fasternlightbot]

It is if you gave it the idea!

[drillsforhands]

Nuh-uh. It probably already had the idea, right digimon?

[fasternlightbot]

Buh? Digimom?

You're just confusing it.

[drillsforhands]

How am I confusing it? It doesn't have a name and I dunno what kinda digimon it is, what else am I gonna call it?

Anyway, it's gotta know that you're it's mom that's how this stuff works.

[fasternlightbot]

By saying I'm its mom when I'm not. That's not how this stuff works at all.

And I've been calling it Flutterball; it's a Petitmon.

Digimom digimom, pbbbt!

[drillsforhands]

How do you know? You've never taken care of stuff from eggs before, while I have!

What the hell is a Petitmon? It sounds like a stupid name. And yes, Quick is your Digimom, little guy.

[fasternlightbot]

Because I didn't make the egg!

[video]

This. [holds up camera so Petitmon can be seen fluttering around] And I didn't come up with digimon names either.

Nope nope nope.

Ha!

Robutt.

That's robot.

Robutt.

Bot.

Buttbot.

[faceplam]

[drillsforhands]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's cute and tiny and kinda like a green pipi!

...

... ha ha butt.

[fasternlightbot]

They're all like that when they're little. The cute and tiny part.

Don't encourage that.

[drillsforhands]

I wanna hold it!

I am not encouraging anything.

[fasternlightbot]

Oh, um... I can come over and let you?

Uh-huh.

[drillsforhands]

If you want? This place isn't really baby friendly though.

[fasternlightbot]

You could come here then? I don't know. All the trouble it's gotten itself into hasn't been harmful. I think it'd be okay either way. [gasp, not being all worrying over the little thing]

[drillsforhands]

Oh, well really it's up to you? It might be quicker if you came here though.

[fasternlightbot]

That's what I was thinking. And it'd be good for it to see more. What do you say, Flutterball? Flutterball? Ah... where...

Raaaar! [bounces off Quick's head in an attempted pounce and lands in his arms.] Trip? Go fast?

Yup. See you in a bit, Crash.

[drillsforhands]

Kay, see ya soon.

And make sure not to freak the idiots around here too much when you show up!

[fasternlightbot]

Ruining all my fun already.