drillsforhands: (Knows what astute means)
Crash(Clash?) Man, DWN 013 ([personal profile] drillsforhands) wrote in [community profile] digital_dive2012-06-11 09:16 pm

[audio] [locked to the Wilybots and Bowser]

Sooooo... Sulfur Butt [That's Bowser] or Metal or whoever is in charge now.

We actually gonna do anything or just let all the good guys beat each other up or something?

[A pause then.] Cause I am really hoping we're gonna do something, cause I'm getting bored.
lvl9finalboss: (Throne)

[personal profile] lvl9finalboss 2012-06-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Have fun.

And get paid for it.

That's all you need to know.

Everybody loves explosions. Everybody loves getting paid.

You make the explosions. Your minions want to watch the explosions. Make them pay you to watch the explosions.

Everyone's happy, and you've got a new source of revenue.
lvl9finalboss: (Koopa Clown Car)

[personal profile] lvl9finalboss 2012-06-13 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Then send it to me for taxes. I'll put it to proper use.
lvl9finalboss: (Throne)

[personal profile] lvl9finalboss 2012-06-13 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, let me try this another way.

You let me know when you're going to blow it up.

I'll make it so everything goes right outside of the blast zone. You just concentrate on making the biggest, most satisfying explosion you can manage.
lvl9finalboss: (Evil Laugh)

[personal profile] lvl9finalboss 2012-06-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Fantastic.

That will be just fine, then.