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[itsneverlupus]

If you are bleeding, dying, and just otherwise got your ass kicked or maybe had a building dropped on your head, you probably need some help. Local hospitals - sure, that's great. But if you're a, y'know, human you might want to consider avenues of people who actually have the same physiology.

I will certainly regret this in the morning, but here.

[Coordinates of closest lightpost to DATS Sanctity HQ]

Come in, and maybe you'll get a lollipop for your troubles.

Maybe.

Comments

[scrapperzen]

Can't hurt anything. If I wanted to poison her, the ritual would call for some combination of an urn, gourd, venom sack, and deadly blossom of some sort.

To be fair, this isn't much of a ritual... But it's a tried and tested healing aid in my world.

[itsneverlupus]

You don't say. I hate magic.

I'll have someone give it a shot, while I'm busy doing the whole learned medical science thing.

[scrapperzen]

And if you want some light reading when you're done, I can send you the studies on these rituals.

But first, worry about saving her life. We can debate metascience later.

[itsneverlupus]

...

Sounds like a date! Yeah, I'll get on that.