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[itsneverlupus]

If you are bleeding, dying, and just otherwise got your ass kicked or maybe had a building dropped on your head, you probably need some help. Local hospitals - sure, that's great. But if you're a, y'know, human you might want to consider avenues of people who actually have the same physiology.

I will certainly regret this in the morning, but here.

[Coordinates of closest lightpost to DATS Sanctity HQ]

Come in, and maybe you'll get a lollipop for your troubles.

Maybe.

Comments

[unreliablenarrarator]

Lollipops are overrated, and what if the patient can't move himself? Do to massive stab wound and...

Fuck this kid has a lot of blood. At least we're in a bed.

[goddoesntknow]

It'd probably be a good idea to find someone to-

KYON! KYON! SAY SOMETHING, DAMMIT!

[My, she sounds frantic. And in tears.]

-get... him... moved...

[itsneverlupus]

...well. That's a problem.

Do you know WHOSE bed?

[unreliablenarrarator]

[Neemon is trying to not be stunned by Haruhi crying]

Oh um... It looks like Kyon's room in you guy's headquarters, but it's not his room yanno?

And calm down Suzu-babe, if you freak out too much we can't get stupid here back on his feet.

[goddoesntknow]

And what am I SUPPOSED to do?!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Put pressure on the wound, wrap it with the blanket, I don't know! I'm not a human doctor!

[itsneverlupus]

Noted.

Someone will be on their way.

...hopefully.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Hurry! I don't want to see what Suzu-babe will do to me if he kicks it!

[lostmydaddy]

I think Coco's hurt. You fixed hurt things right? [Elicia herself has some scrapes, too, but her partner is hurt and hxjfhsjka :( Biggest sadface ever.

Can you be mean to a 6 year old??]

[itsneverlupus]

[He COULD be, but. Too busy right now. Have Steve McQueen instead.]

Uh. Um. Err. See the front desk, and... state your emergency. Yeah.

[lostmydaddy]

But I'm not allowed to go to a lightpost without an adult. [POUT.]

[itsneverlupus]

...you've got Digimon hospitals near by, right?

[lostmydaddy]

I dunno where any are..

[And the only one who would know is out cold. :(]

[mendettasenior]

Uh...strictly speaking how good are you with Metahumans?

My partner hear weighs as much as a Buick or something and he's been thrashed pretty bad. He's got extra thick skin and he's out cold bleeding all over our apartment.

[itsneverlupus]

Let's see, you are ...

[checks D-Comm signal, checks against files]

...Mendetta. Ah, an agent. You probably wanna get him down here ASAP.

Where's the alien?

[the12thlevel]

Meria.

[itsneverlupus]

And...?

[the12thlevel]

[Sigh]

Finding my way back. Just get him in and do what you all can.

[itsneverlupus]

Sure. Just as soon as I figure out how to stop someone from dying by overuse of magic.

Not that I wouldn't mind getting a chance to poke inside this guy.

[the12thlevel]

...

As I said. On my way.

[scrapperzen]

... Oh dear.

[Attached: 4 Candles, 4 Runestones]

Place these at the cardinal compass directions around her, exactly six feet from her belly button. Put the candles atop the stones, and leave them.

...

Next, she needs hydration and carbohydrates. Any other medical treatment will not disturb the healing ritual, so long as the candles and stones are not disturbed. And if they are disturbed? Put them back.

... And mark the positions for the stones with chalk or tape or something so you don't need to re-measure them if they get knocked over.

[itsneverlupus]

...

[the question is, has he tried CRAZIER]

...

Huh. Worth a shot.

WHICH REMINDS ME.

Has anyone seen Seyruun?

[seyruun]

Here! Ow ...

[ yeah, she's pretty sore herself from all that happened pre-data freeze. ]

[itsneverlupus]

By "here" do you mean anywhere near Sanctity?

Because I have one unconscious and barely breathing magical girl in Takamachi, and it probably wouldn't hurt if you showed up.

[seyruun]

Unfortunately, I'm not ...

[ pinged by injured people! ]

BUT FOR THE SAKE OF JUSTICE, AND THE SAKE OF ALL THE LIVES THAT NEED SAVING, I WILL--

Amelia, let's just get moving?

...

Finding a light post as soon as possible, sir! We'll be there in no time!

[scrapperzen]

Can't hurt anything. If I wanted to poison her, the ritual would call for some combination of an urn, gourd, venom sack, and deadly blossom of some sort.

To be fair, this isn't much of a ritual... But it's a tried and tested healing aid in my world.

[itsneverlupus]

You don't say. I hate magic.

I'll have someone give it a shot, while I'm busy doing the whole learned medical science thing.

[scrapperzen]

And if you want some light reading when you're done, I can send you the studies on these rituals.

But first, worry about saving her life. We can debate metascience later.

[itsneverlupus]

...

Sounds like a date! Yeah, I'll get on that.

[mendettasenior]

Yeah uh...I can't really move him by myself.

We're in the middle of a street in Neon City.

[Attached Map marker]

I might have bee able to move him if he were just human but such as he is I can barely get an arm up.

[the12thlevel]

Detouring to Neon City, then.

Solarmon and I will fetch him, then we'll swing back to Sanctity.

Just... break out the heavy duty stretchers.

[mendettasenior]

Thanks guys. Dude and I just went two to two with a demon king, it wouldn't be right for him to die in the street like some junkie you know?