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[itsneverlupus]

If you are bleeding, dying, and just otherwise got your ass kicked or maybe had a building dropped on your head, you probably need some help. Local hospitals - sure, that's great. But if you're a, y'know, human you might want to consider avenues of people who actually have the same physiology.

I will certainly regret this in the morning, but here.

[Coordinates of closest lightpost to DATS Sanctity HQ]

Come in, and maybe you'll get a lollipop for your troubles.

Maybe.

Comments

[goddoesntknow]

It'd probably be a good idea to find someone to-

KYON! KYON! SAY SOMETHING, DAMMIT!

[My, she sounds frantic. And in tears.]

-get... him... moved...

[itsneverlupus]

...well. That's a problem.

Do you know WHOSE bed?

[unreliablenarrarator]

[Neemon is trying to not be stunned by Haruhi crying]

Oh um... It looks like Kyon's room in you guy's headquarters, but it's not his room yanno?

And calm down Suzu-babe, if you freak out too much we can't get stupid here back on his feet.

[goddoesntknow]

And what am I SUPPOSED to do?!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Put pressure on the wound, wrap it with the blanket, I don't know! I'm not a human doctor!

[itsneverlupus]

Noted.

Someone will be on their way.

...hopefully.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Hurry! I don't want to see what Suzu-babe will do to me if he kicks it!