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[goddoesntknow]

ASAKURA RYOKO

CRAZY STABBY GIRL

DISCUSS

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[unreliablenarrarator]

[Well the fact that Asakura is an alien who can fuck up your shit is beyond their scope, but Kyon isn't saying that.]

... Well that's good to know?

[goddoesntknow]

...don't you know what that means?!

She has one of the things that lets her turn INTO one! Not like with Kurata's goons, but you know... all those new Digivices that popped up after we woke back up last month!

[unreliablenarrarator]

...

...

[ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck.]

[goddoesntknow]

Exactly.

strikes are muttered to himself

[unreliablenarrarator]

I don't need to deal with this right now.

Is she aware of what she can do here?

Re: strikes are muttered to himself

[goddoesntknow]

Nnnnnope.

Which is why I say we go find her and kick her ass now!

[unreliablenarrarator]

... Do you even know where she is?

1/2

[goddoesntknow]

I...

2/2

[goddoesntknow]

...no.

[unreliablenarrarator]

[Facepalms, loudly.]

So really you can't go running off to beat her up.

[goddoesntknow]

Then we need to find her, obviously!

[unreliablenarrarator]

How? You can't just ask her where she is!

[goddoesntknow]

...

[unreliablenarrarator]

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[goddoesntknow]

Neon City.

[unreliablenarrarator]

...

No.

[goddoesntknow]

Give me ONE good reason.

[unreliablenarrarator]

It's Asakura Ryoko!

[goddoesntknow]

Which is exactly why someone needs to do something!

[unreliablenarrarator]

And it can be anyone but you!

[goddoesntknow]

And just why the hell not?!

[unreliablenarrarator]

Because... Because I said so!

[goddoesntknow]

Yeah, well, you're not in charge!

[unreliablenarrarator]

[Nnnrgh.]

Then I'll go find her.

[goddoesntknow]

Oh yeah, and pull your stitches. That'll be good.

I'm a Captain, remember! I can grab a couple people for a team!

You don't think I'd be stupid enough to go do it by myself, do you?