[audio, untraceable, anonymous - but the voice should reveal who it is]

[complete_monster]

[silence]

...

.....

.......

[voice begins speaking, reading aloud from something]

"...I had to invent a new animal to hunt...

"Oh, it supplies me with the most exciting hunting in the world. No other hunting compares with it for an instant. Every day I hunt, and I never grow bored now, for I have a quarry with which I can match my wits...

"I wanted the ideal animal to hunt. So I said, `What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, `It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason."

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Heheheehe... quite an interesting passage, is it not?

[audio clicks off]

Comments

[straycatgunning]

I agree.
I enjoy a good chase...not the killing mind you, just the chase.

[complete_monster]

It's useless without the follow through.

[straycatgunning]

What? No way.

[complete_monster]

Then I'm afraid you're another disappointment!

[straycatgunning]

Because I like going after someone more than once for a chance at a new game each time? Yeah okay, whatever.

[complete_monster]

You learn more from a completed experiment, my friend.

[straycatgunning]

Experiments are for scientists, I'm a Sweeper, totally not my forte.

[complete_monster]

All of life is an experiment, my friend. We're all looking for results after all.

[straycatgunning]

That is very zen and all, but still, no.

[complete_monster]

Then you're just another idiot, I'm afraid.

[straycatgunning]

Well I never admitted I wasn't one, so feel free to make that judgement I guess.

[complete_monster]

Very well then. I applaud your honesty.