[Locked to the Robot Masters] [Video]

[lvl9finalboss]

Attention, minions of Wily!

It has come to my recent attention that you are without a boss.

As it just so happens, I am in need of new boss minions.

We can do great things for each other.

I can't WAIT to hear back from you.

Comments

[flakyfluff]

Boss Minions?

What's that job like?

[lvl9finalboss]

Done poorly? You get in everyone's faces, inspire hatred in everyone around you, and get backstabbed after several months slash years of abusing your power.

Done properly? You sit back on a throne, delegate your responsibility to suitable underlings, tell people what to do when your underlings can't handle that simple task, and only get off your butt to deal with meddlesome heroes and your own boredom.

There are distinct advantages to being a proper evil overlord.

[flakyfluff]

Now THAT is the kind of job a slacker like me can get behind.

Where do I sign up?