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[Locked to the Vocaloids]

Well hello there, my singing, dancing robot friends.

Have you noticed something missing ever since the end of the world?

Oh, and let's be get one thing out of the way right now... If news of this leaves the extended family? The offer I'm about to make will go off the table, out the window, and some place FAR less polite than this.

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Or rather, where she reappeared at.

I do wish I could claim responsibility for a good kidnapping, but she just happened to reappear right on my doorstep.

Literally.

My guards tripped over her when they were changing shifts.

[sheepish chuckle]

That sounds like something Miku-nee would do, even while data frozen. I had a feeling it was something like that, and that she'd turn up eventually.

Eto... is she being treated alright? I'm sorry, this is probably a terrible inconvenience for you. I know dealing with displaced robots is not normally something you do.

You're... you're not gonna threaten me if I harm her?

Say you're gonna crash my castle?

Kick me out of my shell?

[slow blink]

No... [headtilts] It's not like you're threatening her. And it doesn't seem like you're harming her. It was an accidental misplacing, right?

I have no reason to threaten you.

[long pause]

... unless... that's what you... want?

No, no. It's too late now. The magic's gone.

I just need to wait and see if any of her other siblings are more violence-prone.

[Funny thing is, Haku really can be, but since there was no actual threat other than 'don't tell anyone else' she's pretty confident there's no true foul play going on here.]

Mou...

[tilting her head again, finger to her lips]

Maybe Kaito-nii will be more willing in that... I mean, they are engaged, after all...

He had better be the sort to run off half-cocked and fight his way through an army...

[Yes, Bowser is sulking now.]

I suppose it depends on how you word it to him... but he has been known to do stupid things for her sake...

Once, she tripped and went falling off a balcony, so he jumped after her and broke her fall! Which... meant... he got broken, but it wasn't like we couldn't fix him.

Still. Very silly to do if you ask me...

All right, Miss Non-Violence, what do you recommend then?

Well... both of them do like all the stories where the prince has to rescue the princess...

I suppose for this you're going to have to go the dramatic route.

It's entirely possible you could get my sister to play along with it, too.

I... was planning something like that.

Kinda.

I mean, I was gonna drag you all out here for my amusement and make you earn her back, but I've got nothing against the girl.

She's kinda fun to have around.

[quiet laugh]

It's hard to dislike her. It really is...

But that said, if you told her what you were planning, if nothing else we could try to provide some amusement. That is what we're good at!

Oh!

She already knows.

She's expecting a concert.

And she is going to pout so hard if you DON'T provide.

Really, she's been a doll to have around. Good company, bouncy. If I weren't the dictionary definition of evil, I'd probably be swayed to goodness even.

Ooooohhh... well, we can't have that now, can we?

I think between the two of us we can figure something out. Evil though you may be, I don't see any reason for this to become a rivalry of any sort.

... Can there be a little bit of a rivalry? Please?

I had this whole scheme waiting for all of you and it's gonna go out the window if you guys know she's not in any danger...

... you must be really bored.

hmn... well what did you have in mind? For your scheme, I mean.

You have NO idea how bored I am.

This scheme was going to be elegant, entertainment for my entire kingdom.

Imagine, a cadre of entertainers coming to World 8 to rescue one of their own, surrounded on all sides by my army, and challenged...

TO A BATTLE OF THE BANDS!

My minions have been preparing the stages and the red carpet for days now. My top generals and advisors have been practicing their music.

And me... I have my final song just WAITING for a worthwhile challenger to face off and rescue the fair Miss Hatsune!

OH! I see! That's a perfectly acceptable rivalry! The best kind, in fact!

Well then, Bowser-sama, consider your challenge accepted on behalf of the Vocaloid-UTAU family!

Good!

...

Just don't let the others know what you know. You're all supposed to loathe me because I kidnapped your sister, not think I'm bored and know that you're getting her right back.

I've got standards to uphold here.

Leave it to me!

I'd do anything to get Miku back! Don't toy with me!

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