[audio]

[goddoesntknow]

So, we all know that everybody was supposedly data frozen for a week after Chaosmon got his ass kicked, right? Right, right...

...MY question is...

How many of you were abducted and experimented upon by Digital Aliens without your knowledge?!

We were all ripe for the picking! They could have picked us up and set us back down without anyone knowing!

After all, the non-partner Digimon got reset before we did! There's no telling what the case was for creatures from beyond!

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[350pointsmile]

Question: How would we know?

[externalmonologue]

Typical signs of alien abduction include unexplained scars, foreign insertions of unobtrusive devices into the body, and anal discomfort.

Needless to say, if you have noticed any of these symptoms, please report to Agent Suzumiya post-haste.

[unreliablenarrarator]

...

Why are you encouraging this, Commander?

[350pointsmile]

Nope, nope and...nope. All clear.

Next question. I heard no one can get into space. How would we have aliens?

[externalmonologue]

There are ALREADY aliens here.

To my knowledge, there are at least three, and I would not be at all surprised to learn that there are more.

They are not the type that Agent Suzumiya is looking for, but they are aliens just the same.

[externalmonologue]

Why would I NOT encourage this?

Awareness of one's own body is healthy, and if it meets with Agent Suzumiya's desires, all the better.

[unreliablenarrarator]

Because it can only end badly, that's why.

audio

[straycatgunning]

Aliens? Do we have Aliens?

Vademon are Aliens...or like Aliens anyways.

Oh- ew. Ew ew, don't even want to think about that.

[350pointsmile]

Right, but how do you define Alien?

[goddoesntknow]

Why do you think they KEEP us here?

It's a conspiracy! Obviously.

Re: audio

[goddoesntknow]

No, no, no. Vademon just LOOK like aliens, but they're still from this world!

They don't count anymore than some cosplayer saying he's from some anime or manga.

[unreliablenarrarator]

... [sigh]

[goddoesntknow]

To be technical all of us here would be aliens! We are all aliens to this world.

But in this case I mean creatures born of this reality that are not from THIS world. We might not be able to see far beyond this world's scope or even have the capability to escape it thanks to Yggdrasil nullifying any attempt at escape, but there's still always a possibility of life beyond what you can see before your very eyes. This world is proof of that, right??

So even if people say there's nothing beyond this world, it doesn't mean it's necessarily the case.

If I believed that there was nothing beyond this world in this reality just because someone said so, then I'd have to believe the same of my own. That'd just be unacceptable!

It's more fun and interesting to believe and look for further things out there! If you stopped looking, and were just satisfied with some dull existence where what you saw was all there was, well...

That'd be boring!

[goddoesntknow]

What

audio;

[sakedrinking]

[groan]

Suzumiya-san...

Re: audio

[straycatgunning]

Oh whew, that's good to know.

...wait then which aliens-I mean, cause it can't be aliens that are tamers right? They'd have been frozen too?

[unreliablenarrarator]

Didn't you already do this?

[350pointsmile]

Hmmm. Hmmm.

I approve of your skewed logic and unfounded optimism on the grounds that my life has become a children's cartoon.

I still haven't been probed though.

[sonicheart]

... Wait, Digital Aliens?

... Please no Rikti Restructurists, please no Rikti Restructurists...

[350pointsmile]

Yes Obviously.

Because Yggdrasil isn't doing a good enough job there.

Re: audio

[goddoesntknow]

Creatures we haven't yet seen, of course.

[goddoesntknow]

No, no. That was just for mass disappearances a couple years back.

This is connected, though, of course.

Re: audio;

[goddoesntknow]

You know I'm right, right??

[goddoesntknow]

But of course! It'd be lonely to think that this world was the only thing in this universe.

...

Wait, what's a Rikti?

audio;

[sakedrinking]

I...

[gulp. Trying to stand up to Haruhi. This could potentially go very badly.]

I-I... I don't think you are! And I don't believe in aliens!